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Ogronitude

A funny blog about being an ogurt.

My fort is made of imaginary corn.

Posted on Wednesday May 21st, 2008 at 12:30 in beer, birthday cake, comedy, dessert, dirtball, dreams, drunk, fantasy, fiction, ogurt

“It doesn’t make any sense to uncover your fortunes before they are hatched. You can percolate with the rest of us and ponder the moment as the big, bright fortunes ahead of you spawn agai...
Find your inner Conan.

Posted on Tuesday May 13th, 2008 at 15:37 in america, awesome, barbarian, bbq, beer, conan, conan the barbarian, cooking, dennis rodman, fiction, meat, nerds

I was writing somewhere earlier where I mentioned eating chicken and how that experience, “brings out my inner Conan”. Now Conan still rules. And I know I am kind of showing my age admitti...
I freak people out.

Posted on Friday April 11th, 2008 at 12:15 in america, arby's, awesome, beer, beer shits, borts, dirtball, disorders of asian dictators, fiction, jason newsted, mantis, ogurt

I like to tell stories. But when I do, I’m too much for people. I have been told this before but this weekend it kinda hit home with me just how true this really is. I mean, I get into talking a...