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Ogronitude

A funny blog about being an ogurt.

“Get got gone!” A day in the life of God.

Posted on Saturday August 23rd, 2008 at 18:23 in ancient tribal woon dang, anthropology, awesome, beer, buddaism, christianity, comedy, dirtball, funny, God, hinduism, humor

Roasted fetal pigs are squeezed by eyeless dwarf slaves oozing hot grease upon a gyrating belly. Ants use gut hairs as a springboard to dive into a pool of liquid lard that has collected in a vacuous ...
Orcs for sports

Posted on Thursday July 10th, 2008 at 21:48 in beer, Cheetos, kentucky, louisville, ogurt, orcs, sports, windex, zits

Tonight I made an emergency trip to Walgreens for Cheetos and Windex. Yeah, I wanted some Cheetos to go with my chicken and the windex was to spray on my mosquito bites (give it a shot). So I end up w...