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Back With The Old Men
It was my first day back to Marlin’s Inn. Yeah, there was that whole bit about me being in prison for lighting the bar on fire to prevent my mother from stabbing Hank with a busted catsup bottle, but that was all behind me. It was around noo...
Pass Me The Donut Cushion
After two weeks behind bars, you forget about the woes waiting for you outside. You spend all your time focusing on the good times, because your bad times are front and center. So what? You lit Marlin’s Inn on fire. So what? You fou...
One Does What One Mustard
Since Kilgore had visited, two days had passed. Two terribly uncomfortable days. It was revealed to me in an unceremonious fashion that my fellow jailbird, Eddie Dantes, was Kilgore Trout’s long estranged son. Don’t act so excited to se...
The Surprise Visitor
Prior to getting sprung from the coop, a group of my friends was supposed to visit me. It ended up being only Kilgore Trout. Don’t act so excited to see me, kiddo. I had been locked up for almost two weeks, and I didn’t know when I...
Mother’s Visiting Day
After a week in the pencell, as my incarcerated neighbor, Eddie Dantes, referred to our jailing, I only had one visitor (Ashleigh), and I’d had enough of Eddie’s revenge plots. I asked the guard if it was true that I had one phone call...
Guards Of Many Kinds
While I was spending a bit of time doing time for basically what amounts to overreacting, I was visited by a few people in my life. Most were expected, though they appeared later than expected. And one was completely unexpected. Wait, complete...


I think this could be quite funny, but as I am not familiar with bars in USofA; someone else will need to comment
dave
Posted: March 26th, 2009 | More Reviews From davehambo | Report This Comment