Recent Posts Tagged With 'filthy'

• OMG, How Draconian: Colleges adopt new masturbation policy

  Posted on Tuesday December 8th, 2009 at 10:27 in funny, filthy

  Spotted in the University of Michigan showers. Although the sign turned out to be a prank and not an official UofM decree, I still think it's a sensible policy! I never understood the jerking off in the shower thing anyway. It seems like something ...

• OMG, The Next Best Thing: The "Levi Johnston" Porno

  Posted on Wednesday December 2nd, 2009 at 10:00 in filthy, politicious

  There's a silver lining to every moose turd! The Palins and their extended clan of horny and fertile Alaskans may be ruining America, but they've certainly proved to be an endless source of JO material for Democrats and Republo's alike! Although er...

• OMG photos, Peaches Live

  Posted on Saturday November 21st, 2009 at 13:30 in musical, filthy, lesbionic

  I experienced my first Peaches concert Wednesday night when the Canadian electro pop superstar's arrived for a hometown show at Toronto's Phoenix Concert Theatre. I'd swooned over "Kick It" for years, and this was my anthem in high school, but unli...

• OMG, the Levi Johnston Teaser Picture!

  Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 13:00 in filthy, politicious

  On one hand, Levi Johnston is still not nude. On the other hand, he is hot and getting nuder by the moment. On the other hand I am totally sick of him and his insincere crap. On the other hand, I hate Sarah "Pig" Palin way more. On the final hand, ...

• OMG, He Won\'t Be Naked: Levi Johnston

  Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 08:51 in filthy, politicious

  For fuck's sake. This is exactly why I've been avoiding the Levi Johnston story. I knew it was all just a big tease! Now Gawker is reporting that he will NOT be showing his penis in his upcoming Playgirl spread. I hate to sound like a complain-y OMG ...

• OMG, watch out for the Kitchen Shitter

  Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 07:29 in filthy, new yorkical

  If you live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, don't invite any randoms to your next party, or you could end up with a mess at the end of the night: Marc. WARNING! Ladies of Williamsburg, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6 and...

• OMG, someone light a scented candle: R. Kelly\'s \'Pregnant\'

  Posted on Friday November 13th, 2009 at 13:42 in funny, musical, filthy

  This should be everyone's new winter jam. Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant, Lay your body down and get you pregnant, Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up...

• OMG He\'s Naked (Somewhere But Not Here): Levi Johnston

  Posted on Thursday November 12th, 2009 at 14:46 in filthy, politicious, faggy

  UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! Word comes from Gawker that Levi Johnston (whose butt I came thisclose to touching last night, long story!) has officially just now gotten nude for Playgirl's camera. The waiting is almost over! We don't have the picture...