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One word ... because that is how all stories must start. One Rung ... at a time up the long, slippery ladder of success. One Day ... my name will grace the cover of a novel. A big, hairy Texan's pursuit to publish a novel
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Breathlessly Tolerant of Rum, Pigskin, and Dancing Men
I'm alive. Somewhat of a surprise after the way I felt Saturday morning. I know you have all heard of food poisoning, but apparently you can also get sick from drinking bad rum. A word of caution. The impurities of rum settle to the bottom of a bottl...
Cockamamie
I say ... I say ... I say I'm thoroughly ticked off. And no son, that is no joke.Let me set the scene. There I was, roaming around the book and video section of Target while my wife was off looking at God knows what. I was trying to amuse myself, and...
Nobody Listens To Me ... Until It's Too Late
Unless this is your first time to visit my blog, you already know I have a strong aversion to veggies. Particularly green ones. If I've said it once I've said it a million times, LETTUCE IS THE DEVIL.Go ahead snicker, laugh, say Travis is a crazy car...
Oscar Ain't Got Nothing On Me
I'm grouchy.Here it is Saturday afternoon and I'm supposed to be at Homer's Backyard Ball, hanigng out with friends and listening to this great lineup of music. SHOOTER JENNINGS ELEVEN HUNDRED SPRINGS CASEY BERRY AND THE LIVE TEXAS MOSQUITOS DOUG MOR...
Randomocity
How come you rarely see men by themselves at Target. What is it about the store that keeps us, the bearded, the hairy armpitted, the testicled away? You see a few guys but you they are nearly always with women and you can see it on their face that th...
Cock-A-Doodle-Do & Glitter My Sack
Last night I did something I rarely do. No, I did not eat any green leafy vegetables. I said something I RARELY do, not NEVER do.I plopped down on the couch and watched TV. All night long. I didn't read, I didn't write, I didn't even ponder the comin...
Ho, Frickin, Ho
Mom' surgery got postponed until this afternoon, which means I have no time to write the post that I meant to. So, I'm going to repost one that some of you might have missed from last holiday season.For those who do not know I spent one financially d...
I'm A Bit Prickly Right Now
My hunting buddy, coworker and all-around friend, Len, hails from Pennsylvania. Blogworld pals Jenster, Bubblewench, and WordVixen call the Keystone state home. There may be more of you that live within the states boundaries, but those three are the ...
Poll This
I'm sick of politics. Reading about them, hearing about them, keeping up with them.Matter of fact I'm down right disgruntled with the entire two party system.Democracy my ass. Only two candidates have a real chance and even those individuals candidat...
Fluff This
An open letter to all of my beloved female readers.Dear Dearies,There are many things in this world that you adore, that I simply can't stomach. Lettuce, the out-of-breath quality to Celine Dion's voice, the stench of patchouli.It is time to add fluf...
God Hates Who?
I told those that follow me via twitter that I'd blog about my being called the anti-christ by one of my coworkers, but that is rather a long story and I'm not quite up to it today, so I'm going to tell a shorter one along the same lines.I work with ...
