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If you love somebody
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something, Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours,If it doesn't, it never was yours.... THE PESSIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody, Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, well, as exp...
Stupid people stories
IDIOTS & RETAILI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I...
Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff ha...
Airplane maintenance
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.(P) = Problem (S) = Solution(P) Left ins...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Che...
L.A. Math test
This high school math exam gives you insight into life in a crime-filled society.City of Los AngelesHigh School Math Proficiency ExamName:____________________Gang:________________________1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out o...

