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Orion Unleashed

http://orion-unleashed.blogspot.com/

serious stuff... seriously.

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  • crazy shit from the mailbox

    Posted on Wednesday October 28th, 2009 at 18:27 in serious stuff... seriously

    Holy shit man! pull your head out of the sand and breathe for the love of barbie dolls in Afghanistan, what in the fuck have you been doing with yourself?Well, I can assure all of you, that I have finally succumbed to the ridiculous nature that is my...

  • what's this shit?

    Posted on Friday June 12th, 2009 at 21:09 in irony vs. life

    Okay... so I obviously suck at updating the blog stuff while I'm in the midst of life changing business, and for those of you that have no fucking idea about what I'm talking about lemme tell ya... moving sucks.Four long, miserable days of traveling ...

  • Me, me, me

    Posted on Thursday May 7th, 2009 at 10:50 in irony vs. life

    It's not that I haven't tried to blog, it's just that I haven't really felt creative enough to finish a fucking post. So here's a completely random update on the shit going on in my life.I quit smoking. It's been over two weeks, and yes... every so o...

  • Day THREE. I quit.

    Posted on Friday April 24th, 2009 at 08:52 in go the fuck away, just quit

    Today my thinking is getting back to where it should be. I don't feel like such a space cadet. In fact, I felt awesome when I woke up this morning, despite not getting much sleep. My sleep pattern is seriously screwed. I wake up every hour or every t...

  • Day TWO. I quit.

    Posted on Wednesday April 22nd, 2009 at 22:04 in go the fuck away, just quit

    I'm a little disappointed in myself today. My thoughts of smoking and about smoking are more frequent and compelling then they were yesterday. I feel like some sort of creepy, obsessed ex-lover, ducking down in my 1980's sports car as I watch Nicotin...

  • Day ONE. I quit.

    Posted on Tuesday April 21st, 2009 at 19:19 in go the fuck away, just quit

    My fucking jaw hurts. I am tired of chewing gum. I stole Mango-Berry flavored gum off the kitchen counter this morning and I am sick of it's stale fucking flavor. Normally I enjoy chewing spearmint gum, but since I associate that flavor with occasion...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 9 comments.

DebD

5 stars Deb

Biting sarcasm, rip-you-a-new-one blog. Love it!

Posted: February 24th, 2009 | More Reviews From DebD | Report This Comment

Majase

5 stars Majase

An enjoyable blog that delivers the goods, repeatedly.

This dude delivers rants with a sharp edged sword--if you can't handle scathing heat, stay out of the Orion Unleashed kitchen.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009 | More Reviews From Majase | Report This Comment

qelqoth

5 stars Pwn Greenland

Possibly the worst online resource for Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Posted: February 3rd, 2009 | More Reviews From qelqoth | Report This Comment

Anok

5 stars Anok

Orion served me up the hottest steaming cup of shut the f*ck up that I've had in a while. And I liked it. Go, read, enjoy.

NOW, what are you deaf?

Posted: January 29th, 2009 | More Reviews From Anok | Report This Comment

qelqoth

5 stars Pwn Greenland

That's fine. I don't feel much like leaving a review either.

Posted: January 20th, 2009 | More Reviews From qelqoth | Report This Comment

Oahupet

5 stars Oahupet

That's some real life Sh*t

Posted: November 24th, 2008 | More Reviews From Oahupet | Report This Comment

bees

5 stars Bee

He takes no sh*t and tells it like it is but I always walk away laughing!

Posted: November 17th, 2008 | More Reviews From bees | Report This Comment

MadMadMargo

5 stars Me-Me King

Hilarious! Honest! Can't wait until your next post.

Posted: November 11th, 2008 | More Reviews From MadMadMargo | Report This Comment

nannygoats

5 stars Nanny Goats (Margaret)

Before you read this blog, make sure you're wearing diapers because you will pee your pants laughing!

Posted: September 12th, 2008 | More Reviews From nannygoats | Report This Comment

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