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Pale Gurl - Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of a Tan

http://palegurl.wordpress.com

Sick of people asking you things like:

Why are you so pale?

Are you like, related to that guy from the movie Powder?

Don’t you ever go outside?

Why don’t you cover up those pastey legs?

For some reason people love to comment on your skin tone if you’re pale. It’s like they have to state the obvious that YES, you are pale and then make some insulting comment about how either disgusting or sad that is. Really, it’s not that sad. Our society favors the tan a little too much if you ask me. What’s wrong with a good old fashioned pale gurl?! Nothing. This site is dedicated to celebrating those pale skinned gurls and things pale really.

Pale Gurl is a website dedicated to all things pale. PALE IS THE NEW TAN so society better get used to it! Sure Pale Gurls may freckle and burn rather than tan and she may have to wear SPF 65, but we can still be beautiful, successful, funny, cool and smart. Pale gurl makes it okay to be pale in this tanning OBSESSED society. So sit back and enjoy all that Pale Gurl has to offer. Oh, and you can laugh a little if you’d like.

Thanks for visiting!

• Added on: Jul 11th, 2008
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: TCRazzi
• Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
• Tags: humor comedy Observations satire women's health pale skin

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This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 1 comment.

Esther Schultz

I love your blog! Great idea and interesting posts. I'll definitely be back.

Posted: December 6th, 2008 | More Reviews From estherjane13 | Report This Comment

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