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I am a wife, mother, and attorney, but not always in that order. I am also phenomenally indecisive, except when it comes to my husband, the Mister, and our boys--they are an easy commitment to make, and I write about them often. I devote the rest of
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Halloween: Not My Favorite.
In keeping with tradition, we continue with our series of WORST HALLOWEEN PICTURES EVER. The Mister and I love the peacock costume and when Mikey wore it, he loved it, too. But Nicholas? You would have thought I was poking his testicles with h...
True Confessions
There has been something weighing heavily on my mind. I have remained silent on an issue in the interest of self preservation, trusting my silence would lead people to believe what they will. Recently, though, I stumbled across a few blogs that l...
Cracked Egg
The way my egg cracked for today’s breakfast was strangely appropriate. I held the egg as I normally do, an egg similar in shape and size to the ones I normally use, and tapped it against the chopping block with the same force as always. St...
The Short List
I have a short list. People who irritate me immediately simply by their appearance, mannerisms, or beliefs. Not exactly a charitable quality in me, but no one is perfect. Especially not the people on my short list. My short list is, by definition...
Everyone Can Go to Hell
On Thursday, April 16, 2009, I stopped snacking and eating sugar. Well, sort of. I eat a fruit every morning. And if I am really craving a sweet treat late at night, I drink a glass of Crystal Light. I drink a glass of Crystal Light. Hi, my n...
Occupational Hazard
Yesterday I received an email from friend from law school. She has two kids the same age Mikey and Nico. I thought she was going to cancel our lunch date for the 3rd of April (turns out she needed to reschedule) but she also told me the firm she ...
A Call to Arms
I have the seen the future of the human race on the back of a Betty Crocker Oatmeal Cookie baking mix. It doesn’t look good. I normally don’t bake from a mix. My compulsive, rule loving nature happily follows even the most complicated...
The Failed Domestic
Last year, upon my request, my mother-in-law gave me gift certificates to a yarn shop for supplies and lessons. Two weeks ago, I finally made the time to schedule a lesson. I did alright in the shop, but once I got home and a few (7-ish) days went ...
Dinner for Two and a Family of Four
Dear Miscreant Children,Somewhere between some time ago and today, you've decided to boycott everything I make for dinner. It doesn't matter what I prepare, it's revolting. And I'm a good cook! I understand I shouldn't complain since you both (esp...
