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Papa's Basement
http://www.inpapasbasement.com
The comedy and sports insights of a man with a certified genius level IQ...who is so smart that he's figured out a way to live at home at the age of 30. Think the lovechild of Howard Stern and Bob Costas. Can you say handsome?
Recent Posts
Why the Redskins Will Kill Me-Week 14
The slump-buster. For those of you unfamiliar with the expression, it refers to the practice of sleeping with a woman of “ample carriage” after you’ve gone a long time without lovin’ in order to get you out of your sexual slum...
Papa’s Basement 12-12-09-Tiger’s Trollops and John Dated a Tramp
...yeah, f you, Tiger Woods. Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel, Joslyn James…the list of Tiger Wood’s skanks keeps growing and, along with it, my urge to punch him in the trachea for having more sex in a week than I will in a lifetime. I try ...
Why the Redskins Will Kill Me-Week 13
For those of you unfamiliar with Oedipus Rex, it is a Greek tragedy (much like my life, hiyo!) telling the tale of Oedipus, who, through the cruel machinations of fate, is led to slay his father and marry his mother. So great is Oedipus’ horror...
Papa’s Basement 12-5-09-Tiger Woods Gets Some Strange and Brian Craps His Pants
Ladies, if this gets cheated on, you ain't got a prayer.The gang braves the wintry elements to enter the studio and break some mind-blowing news: Tiger Woods has apparently cheated on his wife, Elin Nordegren! I know, we were shocked, too, which is w...
The Top Five Hip-Hop Tracks of All Time
Whenever it comes to musical “best of all time” lists, the prejudices of those assembling the tracks, artists and albums chosen are evident. Really, Rolling Stone? No room for Mozart in the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time list? I realize h...
Why the Redskins Will Kill Me-Week 12
A question for the ages: Would you rather have a team that, every weekend, made you think they just might do it this time, only to dash your hopes upon the rocks like a female firstborn in Communist China? Or would you prefer a team so bad that there...

