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The blog of an obsessive-compulsive who has a "purging" reaction to certain words and sights (the M-word, the I-word, the WH-word, etc.).
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Pick, pick, pick that navel yet
When I came to program on Monday La Netta was the only one driving. She turned on the radio and I started to turn on my headphones. It was turned to one of the rap stations."I've got my exe on you . . .", the rap song sang."Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!", I shrie...
Emanuel plays with purge words
On Thursday I had asked Stan for more money, and he said he'd give it to me before he left. Friday morning came, and he never gave it to me.La Netta and Darnell picked me up. Ken said "axx oxxx the pxxxx" during our morning drive, which became the fi...
Full of delays
On Friday morning, I stepped into the CIWP van. Rosa and Kay were there. But Rodney came out undressed.The staff said he had dressed himself and undressed himself six times that morning. "He's clearly tweaking", said Rosa. After Rodney refused to get...
In-N-out Burger!
On Friday, Kweisi wanted to go to In-N-out Burger, so Rosa and La Netta decided they'd deviate from the schedule and take us there for lunch today.The first site was the Pacific East Ranch Market. As we entered the main market, La Netta noticed I had...
Full of words
Today both La Netta and Tiffany called off, so Darnell picked me up, with Kay as his driving partner.We had Robert in the front seat, and Rodney and Emanuel sitting back there with me. Tully was in the middle row.We made our first stop, and Kay got o...
A trip to Big Lots
On Friday morning, it was just La Netta picking me up. She drove me around and picked up Kweisi. Kweisi said he had "little bxtty ribs" to eat. I growled.Then she took us to the office, where I purge oee "bxtty" and rested until Rosa came here.We wer...
April Fool's Day
Today I was picked up by Rosa and Darnell. We visited the office, where I went to the restroom and then came back.After I came back I sat in the middle seat of the back row. Darnell let Rodney out to use the restroom. After the left seat of the back ...
La Netta works her mouth
Instead of going to our normal sites today, Rosa took us to court to pay a ticket. It took her forever. We waited in the van while she and Kweisi entered the building.When she finally came out, she said she had waited in line thirty minutes to pay a ...
Ken saves the day
"Magandang umaga", said Clarissa as I got into the van."Magadang umaga", I told her.Donna said good morning to me, so I said good morning to her. Ken was riding in the front. Rodney came along with me.We picked up Kweisi and Robin. Then it came time ...
Caught in my zipper
I was in Didi's with La Netta when a song came on the Intercom. "A little bxtty baby girl . . .", the singer sang."Rrrrrrrrr!", I growled. "La Netta, is there a restroom here?""No", she answered. So I held it in.We later parked in front of the CIWP o...
Someone who understands
Yesterday, on January 5, La Netta and I were waiting in line at a Jack-on-the-box when La Netta struck up a conversation with another customer."This is a little bxtty place we're stuck in", the woman said."Rrrrrrrrr!", I growled."That's all right, sh...
A week with no Wal-mart
I came to program Friday with Stan having given me my money. It turns out La Netta was supposed to drive us to Oakland and we were supposed to go shopping for clothes there."We had two Targets and a Wal-mart on the schedule this week", I said. "What ...
Spring Water Spa
As I rode in the van to Mike Williams' house, I closed my eyes. I took special care to cover tiem after La Netta said to close them. La Netta said something about "that eggnog shxke". I gagged.I heard La Netta on her phone call saying "those little b...
How I spent Halloween
La Netta was going to be off on Halloween, so I requestee that Lita put me with Don for the day. At 9:28, Stan drove me to the office. My poll was given to Kulwinder. Soon Don came to pick me up, and we got my pill from Kulwinder to take along."I've ...
Thirsting for a test
I had a cholesterol test on 10:00 a.m. at Monday, so I couldn't eat or drink anything since 10:00 p.m. on Sunday. I got my pill at 9:40, ate my macaroni salad after then, and finally swallowed some pomegranate soda at 9:59.At 8:45 Monday morning, Sta...
