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The blog of an obsessive-compulsive who has a "purging" reaction to certain words and sights (the M-word, the I-word, the WH-word, etc.).
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Bernanza!
On Thursday, Stan told me he was going to take me along with the other clients to do Christmas shopping. He had given us all Christmas money this year to go shopping for trinkets of joy -- video games, clothes, whatever we wanted.Aaron and Bernard, t...
Shawn and the schlong
On Tuesday Jolene's house provided her with money -- about $6 -- when we picked her up."What would you like to eat, Jolene?", La Netta asked her."A taco", said Jolene."All right, we'll get that", said La Netta."So I guess that means we're going to Ta...
The day I ate inside Taco Bell
On Friday, December 11, Darnell drove me to the office during pick-ups, while the batteries in my headphones were dead."Commercial break!", I told him when commercials came on on the radio.But Darnell said, "James, I want to listen to them."I continu...
Ross
You'd think that after going to Ross on Thursday we'd go somewhere else the next day, right?Wrong.On Friday, I found myself in Ross once again.Shortly after we walked in, I heard a song about Christmas. The singer said that she ate two gallons of ice...
A day I'll never forget
Today La Netta was off to attend her children's first day of school, so Donna was picking Robin and me up.KBLX was playing. Traffic came on the radio. "Oh no, traffic!", I said.Donna turned it off.The traffic came to life as Donna herself got caught ...
Tully goes berserk
On Wednesday, Jolene told us that she had had spaghetti for dinner last night."You have spaghetti a lot", said Rosa. "Is that--?""My favorite", said Jolene."Your favorite?""My favorite. Spaghetti's my favorite."We drove over to Alameda, where we walk...
Let's stop walking around
"I like your earrings, they're pretty", said Jolene to Alejandra this morning.It was Wednesday. We were doing pick-ups. We had Ken, Jolene and the barely-noticeable Robin.La Netta turned the radio to Star 101.3, and after "Hey There Delilah" by the P...
The burrito that Jolene didn't want
I came to program with my headphones today. La Netta wasn't here, so Rosa was joined by Donna. Ganesh was part of our group.When Jolene got in the van, Rosa told her, "Move over, Jolene".Then Donna, not remembering why Rosa had used the word move, sa...
Terrible Tax Day
Today, we were driving to Krispy Kreme when I felt the sides of my nose itch. I scratched the left side, then I scratched the right side, then I scratched my left nostril. I felt a wet itchiness inside. Was blood already falling from my nose?I looked...
Glad to have La Netta
A song came on the radio. I was uncertain whether they said "pxke around" at the end. "Did they say the P & A words?", I asked La Netta."No, they didn't", La Netta said."You've heard this song before", said Rosa."What words did they say?""I don't...
Trying it again . . .
Today we picked up Rodney again. We were supposed to go to Albany Bowl, but since we would be picking Ken up we decided to stay nearby.Darnell said the M-word, and I used the restroom in the office when we got to the office.Then we called the office ...
Program without La Netta
Last week, La Netta told me she would not be here Monday because she had a funeral to attend.Today Monday came. Donna and Clarissa picked me up. Ken, Rodney and Kweisi were in the van with me.As we drove to Robin's house, our van made a stop at a sto...
Ken saves the day
"Magandang umaga", said Clarissa as I got into the van."Magadang umaga", I told her.Donna said good morning to me, so I said good morning to her. Ken was riding in the front. Rodney came along with me.We picked up Kweisi and Robin. Then it came time ...
Stan gives us money for See's
Over the week-end, I asked Stan for money. Last night he said he hadn't "posted" the money yet, and would bring it in the morning."Stan, are you sure you're going to have the money in the morning?", I asked."If not then, I'll bring it to program", St...
It was "walking around"!
When my staff woke me up on Friday morning, I asked her whether La Netta was here. After she said yes, I forgot to ask her whether the news was on.As I walked out of my room, I heard a television playing. Did I hear the word "mxss"? To make sure it w...
Mystery of the commercial solved!
Back in November, I was going to get my macaroni salad when I heard a certain commercial on KTVU:http://enzingiyi.blogspot.com/2008/11/deadly-commercial.htmlThe commercial seemed to say, "Canvass and pxke around near you."There was no one around to h...
Was Don listening?
On Wednesday, Don came to pick me up. He said he'd just bring me to La Netta at Vincent Park.The radio was tuned to Alice. After Gavin Rossdale's new song finished, the DJ's started talking.I was listening when I heard a DJ say something that sounded...
Better getting beaten up than purging
At CIWP today, Stan had not brought in my money. I asked him yestereay, and the day before, but still, no dough. We waited to go into Grocery Outlet, and Stan had still not brought in my $20.Finally, we could delay Grocery Outlet no more. "Who wants ...
Better than turkey, it's lemon meringue!
On Wednesday, we ran into FoodsCo. We started by looking at the pies. There were pumpkin pies and apple pies and coconut cream pies and banana cream pies, but what I had wanted the other day was a lemon meringue pie. La Netta found one in the pie sec...
A lot of P-words
Friday we went to the Pacific East Ranch Market. I bought Japanese rice crackers and some chocolate wafer rolls before we left off for Wal-mart.As we got into Wal-mart, Rosa pointed out the Hawaiian punches, which were priced off today. I picked up a...
The day I got home at 6:00
Today, I got out of bed at 8:46 and left my room (turning off my white sound machine) at 8:49.Was that "pxking around" I heard coming from the news station? I listened some more and they were discussing electronics stores. They could conceivably be t...
A deadly commercial
When I got home on Friday, I went to get out my macaroni salad from the fridge and eat it. Unfortunately this was right around 3:00 and a Channel 2 KTVU ad was on.Did I hear "mxss"? I went into the living room to see whether this was one of those KTV...
Say You, Say Me
We drove into K-mart on Wednesday, with me holding onto the back of the shopping cart as Ken pulled it. The cart came to a stop and I stood there.I listened to the song that was playing. I hope they don't say "pxke around", I thought.Just then I hear...
I finally get my juices
On Thursday morning we had K-mart. Super Wal-mart was on our schedule for later this week, but the group headed to K-mart anyway.On the way there, La Netta and Rosa were talking about what a woman could do to please a man and how women try to please ...
Never again
Today, we were scheduled to pick up Dante. La Netta had told Lita please no Dante, that picking him up all the way over in Alameda was going to ruin our schedule, but Lita said go ahead with it.So La Netta headed to Dante's house, and when she got to...
