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Partial World Domination
http://www.suddain.com
Inspirational daily messages for a life of power
- Added on: Oct 23rd, 2007
- Country: New Zealand
- Language: English
- Author: Matt Suddain
- Listed in: Humor Entertainment
- Tags: news funny humor humour writing satire
Recent Posts
The Sucky Giant
A Christmas Story(With apologies to Oscar Wilde)There was once a Giant who lived in the middle of a town in an high-spec, architect designed home with semi-detached lodge for guests (though he rarely entertained, he mostly just used the lodge to get ...
HETEROPODA DAVID BOWIE: FACTS
I wish I was David Bowie, then I would get the maximum quota of respect, and men would invite me to have the sex with their wives while they watched (an offer I would decline with a knowing smile that seems to say, “I’ve been down that road, man....
The Butterscotch Bandits
I have had a leg pain for a while now from trying to do the forbidden dance with a four-foot nougat Santa. (long story: I was drunk.) Now whenever it rains I get a pain in my leg, and whenever it stops raining the pain switches to the other leg. This...
ON THIS DAY, THURSDAY NOVEMBER 26th
1476 – Vlad III Dracula defeats Basarab Laiota (great, great, great, great uncle of Ray Liotta,) with the help of Stephen the Great and Stephen V Bathory, becoming the ruler of Wallachia for the third time. (Wallachia is Romanian for “All the che...
High Fashion
I was approached by a popular New Zealand magazine and asked for a “male perspective” on current catwalk fashion. Fashion is my life. (No it isn’t. Asking me to judge fashion is like asking Vivienne Westwood to referee an international rugby ma...
A La Recherche De Tweets Perdu
I’m currently working on a Twitter novel: A La Recherche De Tweets Perdu, A Rememberance of Twats Past.In Search of Lost Tweets recounts, through sensory experience, my privileged but troubled childhood in an age where children were seen and not he...
