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Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself

http://duderay.blogspot.com

This is a blog about my life coming off crack and living in Belfast. It's all about the weird/cool people I meet (and try to avoid afterwards).

• Added on: Aug 4th, 2009
• Country: United Kingdom
• Language: English

• Author: TamponBoke
• Listed in: Development and Growth Relationships
• Tags: belfast crack zentai mutt sammy wilson fabian wildman

Recent Posts

• Ice Cold in the Face of the Truffle Shuffle

  Posted on Tuesday December 8th, 2009 at 07:11 in London, belfast, chunk, dummy, corey feldman, ventriloquist, andre 3000, misconduct, call centres, the goonies, ice cold, truffle shuffle

  This morning I was called into the manager's office. Not London Girl's wee cubicle but the big head honcho guy. He's a big English squadie whose face wobbles when he gets angry. He was bloody fuming at me today and his face was getting on lick chunks...

• Sleepwalking Underwear Thief

  Posted on Saturday December 5th, 2009 at 10:15 in panties, belfast, fence, heartbreak, theft, bitter, naive, barely legal, snobs, sleepwalk, washing line, fabian wildman

  So I was lying in bed last night trying to sleep after a hard week's work when I hear Hot Baby Roy open his room door and shuffle off down the stairs. He's walking funny by the sound of things so I go out and follow him. I catch him in a pair of tatt...

• First One To Leave

  Posted on Friday December 4th, 2009 at 07:56 in London, odyssey, bowling, belfast, staff, call centre, little my, rap superstar, london girl, book boy, kissy boy, high turnover

  Rap Superstar quit today. Not in a big dramatic fuck you to the boss or anything. He'd handed in his notice last week and off he went (after emailing us all a shite rhyming couplet or two to say farewell). He's the first from our training group to go...

• New-ish Neighbours

  Posted on Thursday December 3rd, 2009 at 06:03 in belfast, theft, skint, carer, salivating, washing line, hot baby roy, leotard girls, burdock wine

  Hot Baby Roy keeps talking about going round to see the "leotard girls" next door, and the last thing I want is them to meet him and him get the cops called. He's already talking about when they put their washing out he's going over the backyard fenc...

• Spare Keys and Credit Card Details

  Posted on Wednesday December 2nd, 2009 at 13:23 in charity, song, belfast, crack, rob, rain, fired, call centre, spare change, voluntary work, need money, tramp

  I had to go and get a key cut on my lunch break today because Hot Baby Roy said he never had one last time he stayed. He said that Fabian Wildman must have kept his after he moved out. I didn't like the idea of him running about with a key because if...

• Getting Fired From Work

  Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 14:04 in London, aerobics, belfast, neighbours, cubicle, voluntary work, primark, buns of steel, credit card details, london girl, tuesday kid, smell your ring

  I might be getting fired from work for telling someone to smell my ring (when I came in drunk). London Girl called me into her cubicle (if she was a proper boss she'd have an office) and gave me a big officious talk about our company and how it value...

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