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Not your typical gay, Jewish mom-in-the-suburbs blog. I aim to entertain even if that means the joke is on me. And sometimes I make people blush a little.
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Divorce is so gay
During the past 2 weeks, friends have told me about 4 recently separated couples in our local community. All 4 couples are of the lesbian mom variety. It just so happens, that I don’t know any of them personally. “What?” you ask, “you peo...
I am morah
I don’t quite know how it happened. Well that’s not entirely true. It would be more accurate to say that I’m still in a state of disbelief that it happened. As of next week, I will be our synagogue’s new Sunday school teacher. I’ll be ...
Not giving up without a fight
Ok, we’re on. FreezeFoe is up for a final vote. This is your chance to help a struggling family find its way out of the cold, dark well of financial ruin. You could also hook us up to some sweet jobs, but it’s probably easier for you to just g...
Solicited roast
I dedicate this entry to MARK L. who leaned over to me at a dinner party inebriated but earnest and asked, nay begged me to write about him in a blog. “I try not to refer to anyone by name, Mark, because I don’t want my friends to think that eve...
Moses is a penis
For those of you just tuning in:Rachel: my sister; Joshua: Her 9 year old; Evan: Her 7 year old; Moses: that 10 commandments guy.Rachel: Joshua told me that he knew what gay meant.Deborah: Really?R: ‘Yes,’ I said, ‘it means happy.’Josh...
OMG
Sunday morning, I accepted an invitation to join a friend for a class in a 3 part series with our rabbi about parenting- Jewish style. How Yids Raise Kids. I’m pretty sure that’s not actually the name of the series. This morning’s theme was ...
The story of Passover: the finale
Passover has passed, but I still need to tell a bit more of the tale. More journaling. My sister Rachel, the anti-blogger, prefers these kinds of entries. She is a good aunt who loves to read stories about her nephews and watch them in action when...
The Story of Passover: Mishpucha (family)
This one is going to have to flirt with the journal side of blogging so that I can record our trip and shout out to our family members. If you did not sign up for the Mommy Blog Ramblings, you may want to skip it. Regarding ramblings, I promise tha...
The Story of Passover: The Exodus
Home after a road trip to Boston to spend Passover with my sister and her family. I'll be telling the tale much as the Passover story is told at the seder - in parts. This is the story of our journey. The Exodus to Boston.Our travels were thankful...
Is there a plumber in the house?
How many lesbians does it take to fix a washing machine? I know the one about the light bulb. It takes 3 lesbians to change a light bulb. 1 to hold the ladder, 1 to change the bulb and 1 to write a folk song about it. Yeah, well, there will be no...
The 11th commandment-summer camp
I haven’t been as proactive about booking play dates for Levi as I was with Asher. Levi often tags along to my coffee mornings with other mom friends who have dropped their older children off at school or else we just hang out. He’d enjoy a mus...
Free to be
Thumb watch. 2009. Thanks to all those who have wished me and my thumb well these past few days. I’ve now released my thumb from the humangous beast of a bandage that imprisoned her a week ago, and I’m now operating at about 85%. Only a plast...
Bits of bits
For Baby S born 17 November 2008. You can’t fully comprehend the surreal experience of the brit milah (circumcision) until you’ve been a mother of a Jewish boy. It’s one thing to hand your newborn son over to a doctor who performs circumcisio...
From bankers to broadway
I was half-way through the follow up entry to the Prop 8: The Musical when our lives took a bit of a detour. I was going to talk about the demise of Broadway given that it was Marc Shaiman, Hairspray’s composer, who wrote Prop 8: The Musical and ...
Outrage and lashings
In a previous blog I had mentioned that Gabriella was outraged that Asher’s pre-school had not discussed the election in class. Well, I got a lashing from the director of the pre-school who is also my friend and loyal reader of the blog. Hi S! ...
