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Not your typical gay, Jewish mom-in-the-suburbs blog. I aim to entertain even if that means the joke is on me. And sometimes I make people blush a little.
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There goes my date with Doug
The morning rush to the bus stop is a stressful time. In a space of 45 minutes, Asher must make his bed, brush his teeth, go to the bathroom AND wash his hands, get dressed and eat a healthy breakfast. Sounds easy enough, doesn't it? But anyone wi...
I needed a sign
I realize my foot has been off the blogging pedal. The warm weather has kept us all outdoors and my brain slightly fried. Even more significant is the new schedule Gabriella and I have adopted in order for her to optimize job searching time. I hav...
Porch season
Sunday, Gabriella took the boys to Queens to hang out with Zia and Zio gifting me an afternoon alone. By myself. With no one around. Sola. Does absence make the heart grow fonder, or is a single afternoon an insufficient amount of time to allow t...
It's not pretty, but it's funny
WARNING: USE HEADPHONES! LOTS OF F-ing and blinding. Sorry family.Thanks, Rhea for tipping me off to this clip posted on Defamer Australia....
The Story of Passover: The Exodus
Home after a road trip to Boston to spend Passover with my sister and her family. I'll be telling the tale much as the Passover story is told at the seder - in parts. This is the story of our journey. The Exodus to Boston.Our travels were thankful...
Do it yourself videos
Thanks to Vikki at Up Popped A Fox for this diversion. I've neglected my lady friend for a large portion of the evening so that I could present you with my very own animated short.I know that my friends and readers are supremely talented, so I'm enc...
Lick ya later!
I’ve been writing this blog for a good while now and have never mentioned the L Word. Why? Do I really need to tell you that Gabriella and I watch the L Word? So cliché! I don’t have to tell you about driving the mini-van either, but you kno...
Mommies dearest
Perhaps Gabriella is NOT the Mary Poppins stay-at-home mother I’d thought she’d be. There have been a few happy lessons that have come from Gabriella’s unemployment. This is one of them. Not that I want her to do a bad job. She’s actually ...
I wore white...SO?
March 3 - our anniversary. Which anniversary is that, Deborah? You can’t legally get married, so what in tarnation are you on about? Hey. It’s fun to say taaar-nation. Try it. I can’t help but say it with my bastardized, southern accent. ...
Not so hot yoga
I finally made it to the gym! I’m giving myself extra-credit for going in the evening, after a long day and just as the icy snow started to fall and mess up the streets. It’s much more difficult to get it together and go when I had no intention...
Because your kiss is on my list
I’m forever making lists. I’ve got scraps of paper in my wallet, in my pockets, on the side of my refrigerator, in my head, everywhere. I have a shopping list-which is different from my Costco list, a bill pay list, I must email/call list, thin...
Muff-o-lotta
It’s no secret that I have a dirty mouth and a love for the profane. It can’t be that much of surprise to anyone who was raised in a sheltered, oppressive environment like mine. As a child, swearing was a legal way for me to let loose. Over t...
See my box
In the religion of parenting, I’m a member of the Conservative sect. I follow traditions with a modern day sensibility. I can illustrate what I mean in describing my approach to television. My kids watch a moderate amount of television. They wa...
