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Pearl, Why You Little...

http://pearl-whyyoulittle.blogspot.com/

What once ensured that I sat next to the teacher is now published daily.

Added on: Jan 2nd, 2009
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Pearl
Listed in: Observational Humor Culture

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How About One More? Anybody?

Posted on Sunday February 7th, 2010 at 09:00 am in northeast minneapolis

It never fails, does it?The simplest, easiest of days: breakfast with Mary and Ginny, a little antique shopping. Seems innocent enough, doesn’t it?Oh, you are so naïve.Sure, one minute you’re picking up an adorable little framed photo, circa 18...
Employment-Time for Bonzo

Posted on Saturday February 6th, 2010 at 09:00 am in work, things is hard all over, i make excuses, you know i'm writing this down right?

I was thinking about trainable monkeys yesterday, thinking about the ones that bring in the mail and light cigarettes for quadriplegics…I don’t always think of monkeys, but when I do, I somehow equate them to myself; because somewhere in my mind ...
I Don’t Care HOW Many Times You Ask For It…

Posted on Friday February 5th, 2010 at 09:57 am in things is hard all over, northeast minneapolis, you know i'm writing this down right?, none for me sir

Hard to believe, isn’t it, but here we are again. Friday! Ever-lovin’ Friday! Quick, before the mood dissipates and I go back to writing fake memos from imaginary bosses!O Mighty iPod! You’ve given me the random beauty of the shuffle! What...
Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout at the Memo!

Posted on Thursday February 4th, 2010 at 09:17 am in work, i need a vacation, things is hard all over, i make stuff up, learning is fundamental

Good morning, fellow workers.As we reach the end of fiscal year 2010, I’d like to share my perspective on our progress through what was a very difficult year for Corporate America, outlining what’s to come and offering a parting and helpful tip.T...
I\'ll Take Instrumentals for $200, Alex; or I’d Like to Use My E-Mail Shout-Out, Please!

Posted on Wednesday February 3rd, 2010 at 09:00 am in music, my weird family, you know i'm writing this down right?

Today is my 591st straight post. There have been two outright re-posts and one post inspired by an existing post, but outside of that, I have written every night for 591 nights. Why am I telling you this? Because every day, I wonder what I will wr...
I’m Probably Going to be Very Rich Soon

Posted on Tuesday February 2nd, 2010 at 09:00 am in i'm all excited, things is hard all over, you know i'm writing this down right?

Yep. You heard it here first. But how will I do it? Through honest toil? Through inheritance? Through clever investments?Through felonious activities?Nope. Lean in real close now, because once people hear about this, it’ll be pandemonium.I do...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 6 comments.

ramith1985

nice blog post!!
keep it up!!
:D

Posted: 2009-05-14 | More Reviews From ramith1985

Jack W.

I have found that cats, in general, do not appreciate non-professional ass shavers. That's just the way it is.

Posted: 2009-04-19 | More Reviews From WoFat

William L Sinclair

Excellent humor - very funny writing, everyone should be reading this!! Pearl should be a tv writer, funnier than 99% of that drivel...!! she can DRIVEL with the BEST!
..jman..

Posted: 2009-04-04 | More Reviews From JoseSinclair