Recent Posts Tagged With 'smoking is bad for you'

• What’s Black and Blue and Craving a Margarita?

  Posted on Wednesday November 4th, 2009 at 09:00 in smoking is bad for you, things is hard all over

  I’ve got a bruise on my left knee the size of the State of Delaware, the result of running into a large box of something while walking in a crowd. If I had seen it, I could’ve avoided it. As it was, however, I could not see it and therefore fel...

• Where There’s No Smoke But Still Fire

  Posted on Saturday October 31st, 2009 at 09:00 in smoking is bad for you, i'm all excited, northeast minneapolis, how's yer health

  I haven’t had a cigarette in 14 days.The secret of my success so far? Complete and utter denial. Cigarette? What cigarette? What in the world are you talking about? Never heard of the things. So far, this has worked for me. My ability to com...

• I’m Just Going to Step out onto the Porch for a Moment

  Posted on Wednesday October 14th, 2009 at 09:00 in winter, the weather, smoking is bad for you, things is hard all over, i make excuses, how's yer health

  To be honest, I feel safest with a half-smoked cigarette in my hand. There it is, my slim filtered friend, half-gone and yet there’s still plenty left.Wait. You what? You thought I quit? Where’d you read that?Oh, right. Yes, it was me, wasn’t i...

• Farbin Brabbin Rock Bill Reeber

  Posted on Saturday September 26th, 2009 at 12:31 in smoking is bad for you, my weird friends, i make excuses, the last beer, northeast minneapolis

  2:47 already? Wasn’t it just midnight? What? You leavin’? Already?! You just got here! Oh, okay. Yeah – no, totally. I get it. I gotta get up early, too! Gonna clean a house tomorrow…What? No, me and Kathy and Amy and Diana and Stephanie went...

• Well, Sure, If Everyone Else Is Having Another One…

  Posted on Sunday September 20th, 2009 at 09:00 in smoking is bad for you, northeast minneapolis, let's go out

  Don’t pay the ransom! I’ve escaped the clutches of an afternoon at The Spring Street!We all survived: Erin, April, T, and I. You know, the proper order of an afternoon of drinking is very important. Me? I recommend starting off with a burger a...

• Flies Gone Wild

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 09:00 in Autumn, smoking is bad for you, i'm always the last to know

  Saturday night was the fifth annual Kegger in the Woods, an all-night festival of grilled food, tables of salads, dips, desserts and condiments, dogs, toddlers and children (until the grandmas take them away at 9:00, anyway), and, as my favorite fig-...

• Summer Party, 2009

  Posted on Monday July 20th, 2009 at 09:00 in smoking is bad for you, northeast minneapolis, you know i'm writing this down right?

  Saturday night was my annual Summer Party, held this year on the coolest July 18th on record for the City of Minneapolis. I think the day's high didn't reach 70. I've had a summer get together pretty much every year for the last 25 years or so. The ...

• My Rock Habit

  Posted on Friday June 19th, 2009 at 11:03 in smoking is bad for you, i'm all excited, i'm always the last to know

  I’ve got a thing for rocks. I don’t know what it is, but I’ve always been attracted to rocks: granite, sandstone, shale, agates.Everyone in my family is like this. My mother and my sister both incorporate rocks in the scheme of things.My brothe...