Recent Posts Tagged With 'get a real weapon'

• Student expelled for eyebrow shaver in purse

  Posted on Friday May 22nd, 2009 at 08:57 in pennsylvania, school suspension, get a real weapon, penn hills, eyebrow shaver, linton middle school, taylor ray jetter

  15-year-old Taylor Ray Jetter is a Girl Scout, as well as a member of the Linton Middle School basketball team, choir and leadership team in Penn Hills, Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, a disciplinary hearing this past Wednesday has school officials reco...

• Gun? What gun?

  Posted on Monday May 18th, 2009 at 07:58 in north carolina, internet cafe, banana, holdup, armed robbery, get a real weapon

  A 17-year-old in North Carolina attempted to holdup an internet café after requesting a Mountain Dew by pointing a concealed banana under his shirt at the owner. “Is that a banana in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?” The café owner ...

• Frozen Chicken Gets the Best of this Burglar

  Posted on Wednesday February 4th, 2009 at 11:08 in australia, 911, breaking and entering, frozen chicken, get a real weapon

  Back in October we had a silly story “Frozen Chicken, Spicy Sausage and a Can of Soda” where a guy smacked a woman in the head with a bag of frozen chicken. Now we have a guy in Australia with another use for frozen chicken, and no we sti...

• Food Fight! Round 3

  Posted on Friday December 5th, 2008 at 13:35 in cheeseburger, food fight, domestic assault, get a real weapon

  Doesn’t anyone eat food anymore? Couple of weeks back a couple was in the news over a dispute in their car that ended up with the girl being hit in the face with a sandwich. It didn’t say what kind of sandwich, but we were speculating it ...

• Merry Freaking Christmas Dad!

  Posted on Wednesday December 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 in Florida, christmas, christmas tree, get a real weapon, holiday rage

  A man in sunny western Florida is being charged with felony assault this joyous holiday season. The report didn’t say why, but apparently this guy, upset with his father, threw a Christmas tree at him. Before I got to the details, I kinda raise...

• Frozen Chicken, Spicy Sausage and a Can of Soda

  Posted on Wednesday October 29th, 2008 at 11:27 in texas, michigan, bbq, jackson, sausage, mexico border, frozen chicken, diversion safe, get a real weapon

  A man in Jackson, Michigan couldn’t quite help himself from getting in a load of trouble last week. Unfortunately, the article did not go into too much detail, as some of the additional background must have been good. First off her ended up sta...

• He Must Have Really Needed the Deodorant

  Posted on Thursday October 23rd, 2008 at 09:41 in get a real weapon

  Police arrested and charged a man with burglary with a weapon in Dania Beach, Florida. Apparently, two men were seen stealing underarm deodorant spray from a local supermarket. The manager followed the men into another store next door and confronted ...