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I can't get great jobs like these, but maybe you can!
- Added on: Nov 9th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: NeedlessToSay
- Listed in: Observational Humor Social Commentary
- Tags: humor no jobs
Recent Posts
Procrastinated too long
*Clean my house today*Yeah, you know the drill: dust, vacuum, change the sheets, clean the bathrooms, blah blah blah. It's so boring, I stopped doing it several months ago, because it was summer and I had so many fun things to do. But now it's Decemb...
Got RV?
*Person with RV*You bought the RV and thought retirement would be a breeze, but you forgot about all those details like park fees and gas, didn't you? Well, how's about you park your RV on our property, which is small, fenced, and well-lit. Just do s...
Have torch, will burn?
*Torch owner*Willing to burn a torch for us, handsome? We'd like someone who can make ten of these bendy metal objects, and since the one we have was made with a torch (and in a vice! But you can use a vise, or a corset, or whatever suits your fancy)...
We only had a coupla little drinks
*Liquor inventory*You know, with all the bars in this area, there must be someone out there who's keeping track of how much booze is on hand, right? We'd do it ourselves, but you know how it goes. Plus, math is not our strong suit, 'cept when we're w...
\'Cause I shot a man on the Mexican border
*Loader of water*Needed: a truck full of water, about 3-4,000 gallons. We don't want to know where you got the water; you don't want to know why we need so much. Understand that and we'll get along just fine. You'll be paid by the load, and this coul...
Well, can you hold a tune?
*Outside Sing Holder*We'll give you a pitch pipe, and a sign to hold, and you stand outside, make like a lark and sing your little heart out. Deal? Hey, it's $10/hour, which is better than McDonald's pay last time we checked...although we could be wr...
