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Use In A Sentence
Erap was asked by a gradeschooler to test his english ability. Kids : Use Deduct, Defense, Detail & Defeat in a sentence. Erap: (after 15 minutes of silence) DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, ... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website...
Stuck...
FVR: Sorry I'm late! Brownout! Na-stuck ako sa elevator for 1 hour. ERAP: Wala 'yan! Ako 3 hours sa escalator... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ...
Effort
Anak: Itay baksak ako sa English recitation! Tatay: Bakit, ano ba tanong? Anak: Ano daw ba ang definition ng effort? Tatay: Anak ano ka ba? ang b**o m o naman effort lang 'di mo pa alam... ang effort... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we...
First Man in the Sun
Russian: We are first to step on Mars. American: We are first to step on Moon. Russian-American: How About you Mr. Erap, What have you DONE? Erap: Me? I'm first to step on SUN!. Russian-American:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websit...
Used in a Sentence
1. Use KITCHEN and CURTAIN in a sentence. ...Wag mo akong CURTAIN masa KITCHEN. 2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. ...(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING? 3. Use AFFECT in a sentence. ...Maria is... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web...
Lasing
Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng may aso... Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha 'yang baboy? Babae: Aso ito hindi baboy! Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! 'Yong aso ang kausap ko! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, oth...

