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PhilosYphia
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Thoughts, Reflections, Rants, Musings, and Whatever Else I Feel Like on that Day from a computer programmer in small town Iowa.
Recent Posts
Reversed Needs
I’ll be brief, because sometimes it’s ok to be men’s underwear. Today I had an OK day and a simply shocking, horrific evening, and the only saving grace was that I was able to come upstairs after banging my head against a brick wall...
You Don’t Have to Have a Kid
You don’t have to have a kid. Seriously. I know how societal pressures are, especially from your parents who may be the type that are just dying to get their hands on a baby and spoil it rotten. Some can be sweet and gentle about it, ...
Gettin’ Your Tree Funk On
When I was a child, hunting for the perfect Christmas tree was a family tradition that we did each year, consisting of bundling up, traveling an hour or so to a tree farm, and spending the next four hours hiking amongst the 70 acres of carefully cult...
Perilous Munchies
I’ve always had a huge problem — I am chronically plagued by the Munchies. I’m not talking about needing to legitimately eat, I’m speaking of that feeling you get that says, “I’m not hungry, but I desperately want ...
Lite and Not Creamy
What the hell is up with “lite” sour cream, would someone please tell me? I am a huge fan of sour cream and this was such an incredible lack of judgment on my part, I just have to share — to warn and advise. Mostly to warn. ...
My Rocky Virginity
This past Saturday afternoon, Tim Curry, dressed in drag and singing showtunes, shimmied his way into my bedroom and took my virginity. Yes, I have a confession to make, World: after 32 years of spinning around on this blue-green ball, my Rocky H...

