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I hate politics.
The backstabbing, crying, moaning, begging, pleading, forgiving, killing, hugging, blowing, sucking, tugging, fucking, smoking, snorting, shooting, stealing.
Everything.
And it won’t get better. People will continue to vot
Recent Posts Tagged With 'fox news'
NBC’s sleazier than Fox News
The longer we stay in Afghanistan the richer this asshole becomes. And they don’t even care about it: NBC News chief Pentagon correspondent Jim Miklaszewski aired a clip of NBC News military analyst and retired Gen. Barry R. McCaffrey’s c...
Glenn Beck’s fucking crazy
BECK: When they’re done with Fox, and you decide to speak out on something. The old, “first they came for the Jews, and I wasn’t Jewish.” When you have a question, and you believe that something should be asked, they’re ...
What. The. Fuck.
Great, now the retards are going to believe universal health care causes terrorism....
I love this man
No, I’m not suffering from Stockholm syndrome. I just really love the man. And you know you do too. I mean, how could anyone not love a man that shouts things like “Obama is a racist because he hates the white culture”? It can’...
I love Glenn Beck
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some reading to do....
Why the outrage again?
I haven’t written about Obama teaming up with ABC to talk about his health care plan because I really don’t give a shit. I know, I know, I need to, but let’s be honest -- nothing’s going to change. The health care industry is ...
I’m confused
Did Aaron Schock just say he doesn’t care about Caterpillar shipping jobs to China? Because that’s what it sounded like to me. And I’m not alone. Watch Neil Cavuto’s face halfway through the interview. He gets a look th...
Suck a dick CNN
You expect me to feel sorry for this guy? Ernie Casillas lived the good life as he doled out millions of dollars in loans in California. The former banker drove fancy cars and took extravagant vacations. But with the banking industry in crisis, his j...
This blows my mind
How do people watch this man? Who gets their news from this silver-haired cunt? Who is responsible for making this man so popular? Because we need to find these people, and put a fucking bullet in their head. There’s no goddamn excuse f...
Goddammit I hate admitting this…
…but we can’t afford to close Gitmo. Why? Because we can’t let those terrorist go or more shit like this will happen. By the time Michael McLendon ended his rampage, he had fatally shot his mother and set fire to her house, kill...
Christmas has come early for Republicans
Because they can get behind a 14 year-old boy. Sitting in the back seat of his mother’s van as she drives through Atlanta suburbs, Jonathan Krohn is about to sign off with a conservative radio talk show host in Florida. In the 40 minutes he’s bee...
Dammit Fox News
You know how much I like it when you put things in perspective. Unemployment statistics don’t usually leap off the page, but the latest report from the Department of Labor offers some astounding figures. More than 651,000 jobs were cut in Febru...
Why?
Why is Jon Stewart the only person in America with the balls to say this? Why is he the only person who shows how fucking hypocritical CNBC, MSNBC, Fox News, CNN, the White House and Congress are? And how does he do it? Does he have some secret...
How do people watch this guy?
Glenn Beck needs to get assfucked to death. Who the hell watches this man? How can this untalented ass-clown get his own show? Who the fuck keeps tuning in day after day to watch this cunt butcher the news? Does he honestly think he’s fun...
Hope he’s protecting his asshole
Jesus Christ Republicans, you’re getting talked down to by a twelve year-old boy who thinks he knows what conservatism is so he wrote a fucking book about it . Your party is a fucking joke. It has gone from fucking prepubescent boys to bein...
This article proves it…
…Glenn Beck is a gigantic retard. It’s official–I may have spent too much time in New York City these past few years, because I’m actually beginning to think about things like a New Yorker. For instance, life with our new President Barack...
A killer monkey
That’s what you’re going to go with on the front page Fox News? A crazy monkey? Not a story on the Stock Market crashing or how GM and Chrysler are asking for more money, but a story on how the owner of the monkey called 911 screami...
Free link Thursday…
Because sometimes I want to give my readers something good to read… The US News & World Report calls Bill O’Reilly a “cock grabbing lesbian who should swallow a horse cock and die.” Okay they really didn’t call him ...
I doubt this is true, but if it is
I might become the first post-op in my family. Marijuana use may increase the risk of developing testicular cancer, in particular a more aggressive form of the disease, according to a U.S. study published on Monday. The study of 369 Seattle-area men...
Wait a minute
How can Sean Hannity say that the main stream media is ignoring things about the Obama administration when he’s reporting on them? Isn’t that the same as saying I don’t sleep with hookers while I pay for sex? And how can Hannit...
Will someone please shove a cock in the Pope’s mouth
Because he’s whining like a worthless bitch. While President Obama’s special envoy tries to broker peace in the Middle East and the White House dangles an olive branch before a near-nuclear Iran, a new foreign policy confrontation is in ...
Damnit Fox News…
…you just made me shit myself. As President Obama pushes for the closure of Guantanamo Bay prison, the debate over where to house the terror detainees being held there is heating up. An exclusive video of a former Gitmo detainee’s martyr...
Who the fuck listens to this man?
This man…he’s…he’s fucking retarded. There’s no other way to explain it. He’s a goddamn retard. I mean who the fuck cares if Barack Obama isn’t sworn in on the Bible? Does Glenn Beck think that if ...
Things I want to see happen today
Today marks the day that Barack Obama gets sworn in as President of the United States and since this huge jerk-off festival is costing taxpayers 150 million dollars, I feel like I have a say in what goes on. So here is a list of things that better...
Why won’t this bitch die
Sarah Palin is nothing more than stupid, whiny, worthless fucking cunt. In a recent interview with conservative John Ziegler, Palin said both “exploited” her twelve-week candidacy — a fact, she said, that “says a great deal about ...
What a bunch of pussies
Fox News has gotten the scoop of the century on Hollywood’s political views since covering the Israeli slaughtering of Palestinians is to boring. After years of silence, conservatives are coming out of the closet. Sticking their necks out has ...
The Government doesn’t give a fuck about you
Or they wouldn’t have given themselves a raise. A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay. In...
Fucking idiot
How many dicks did this man have to suck to become the 25th United States Ambassador to the United Nations because he makes Sarah Palin’s baby look like a genius. Yesterday, on Fox’s Hannity and Colmes, Iran war hawk John Bolton said that Is...
Did you hear that?
Jesus just made the Christian Right cum in their pants. Israel moved closer to invading Gaza, saying Thursday it had wrapped up preparations for a broad offensive after Palestinian militants fired about 100 rockets and mortar shells across the bord...
