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Love Quotes - 2
No matter how far you are, no matter how near, to lose you in the end is my greatest fear.. So I’m doing my best to show you how much I care! *****Som pipol promis 4ever, bt cudnt stay a minute. Som pipol say deyd be der, bt dey ddnt care. Der r ...
Love Quotes - 1
Love knows no reason. Love knows no lies. Love defies all reasons. Love has no eyes. Love is blind…It sees, but it doesn’t mind. *****Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible – it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is po...
Jokes for Laughs - 3
Marunong Magbilang Sa isang paaralan… Guro: Iho, nakita ko ang kuya mo na naglalaro ng tong-its sa kanto. Pinapabayaan na niya ang kanyang pag-aaral. Sana di mo siya tularan at pagbutihin mo ang pag-aaral mo.Juan: Wag po kayong mag-alala ...
Jokes for Laughs - 2
Pari at PresoKakatapos lang basbasan ng pari ang isang presong nakaupo sa silya-elektrika.Pari: “Mayroon ka bang nais hilingin bago ka bawian ng buhay?”Preso: “Opo.”Pari: “Ano yun, anak?”Preso: “Pwede po bang hawakan n’yo ang kamay ko...
Jokes for Laughs - 1
No Signal A policeman saw a man on the top floor of a building.Police: “Wag kang tatalon! Marami pang nagmamahal sa ‘yo!Man: Tumahimik ka! Wag mo akong pakialaman! ‘Di ako maka-send! ***** Anna: Tuwing naririnig kitang kumakanta, para bang ...
Pinoy Jokes - Nakakatawa
Police Chief: “Guards, may nakawalang preso sa selda! Bantayan ang mga exits!”Later…..Guard: “Sir, nakatakas ang preso.”Police Chief: “ Paano nangyari iyun?”Guard: “ Sir, sa entrance siya dumaan.” ***** Pari: Sister, halika d...

