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Poet, Celebrity, Creeper.
My name is on your lips, on your best friend's heart.I eclipse politics, religion, and everything near or far.I am on your lunchbox, inside your idiot box too.I'm stitched into your clothing, my t-shirt wears you.I'm staring, bare-chested on your wal...
Netflix Kills Thousands. Yet to Be Brought to Justice.
Mass murder doesn't require guns, blades, detonators, mental defects, or the capacity for feelings. Sometimes it just takes a system of technology bent on mischief. Case in point: Netflix kills hundreds of people every year. How? Aside from the dozen...
Freddie Prinze Jr. Says Something. No One Remembers Exactly What.
On Wednesday of this past week (or possibly the week before) Freddie Prinze, Jr (son of Freddie Prinze, Sr. from what we've gathered) was said to have made a comment to Star Magazine outside of a Burbank coffee shop in regards to something or other. ...
Action Movie Lecture Series: Hulk Hogan\'s Triumph Over the 1990s.
In case you didn't hear that, class, that's what we call a bell. That means this lecture has started. That also means--hey Lonnie, take the earphones out, put Lil Wayne on pause, okay--that also means that the talking stops and the listening starts. ...
Comic Actors Form Coalition to Perpetually Disappoint Audiences.
Announced last Saturday on set of the new Eddie Murphy film Fat Black Swim Team, a smattering of Hollywood's A-list has-beens and former funny people will be coming together to once and for all put an end to any sort of joy being experienced at the m...
7 Dead in Local Pub, Cast of Cheers Covered in Vomit.
16 years later...Onlookers will forever remember the event as if culled from a syndicated version of their cold sweat-inducing nightmares. Their gag reflexes will spark upon each and every reflection. 1 in 23 Americans will claim to have witnessed it...

