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Project Mr. Right
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I'm you're typical great on paper, a mess in real life thirty something. Currently I'm living in New York swearing it is the last year I'm paying rent this high. Either because I'm moving, or because "the one" will come along and save me. Well, save me or at the very least split the rent with me. But truthfully, "the one" came and went ages ago. The one, the two, the three, the four, the five... I'm just not going along with all that crap. There is no "one". There's 8/9, or 9.5 or 87%. But still, I seem to live in the world of 45% and under. Hmm, what else about me. Oh, yes, I recently broke up with "the tenth" and I must say that if "the eleventh" is anything like "the tenth" please push me in front of a train and end it all now. There has just got to be an easier way!
Recent Posts
SPEED DATING FOR DUMMIES…AND ONLY DUMMIES
iPod set to Amy Winehouse's, Love is a Losing Hand Download: Love Is a Losing Game Six minutes is a F#*!#ing long time. That’s what AJ's Facebook status will say tonight. Speed dating. Good idea right? Meet 15 gu...
DATING SUPER HERO
iPod set to Plain White Ts, It's So Easy Download: It's So Easy Sometimes I look in the mirror and just think, “why?!” How do I get myself into these things? How is it that my calendar has me scheduled for a speed dating eve...
CALL ME
iPod set to Blondie's, Call Me At two minutes till nine tonight I exited the subway and immediately called to my friend Jamie to say that we got tickets to see her favorite band. Yes, it would be with Monkey Wrench and his friend, but his...
IS IT CHEATING IF...
iPod set to The Fabulous Mid Life Crisis Band's, Momma Told Me Not To Come Ok, just by the beginning of this sentence I would say the answer is yes. But it’s not, it’s not! It’s not cheating. Or, at least it’s not ...
I\'M WITH YOU "IT" GIRL
iPod set to Katy Perry’s, Hot ‘n Cold Someone stole my boyfriend and left a clone in his place and when I find out who did it…I’m going to ask them to hold on to the original! Monkey Wrench is and always has been a con...
IT’S A SPA THING
iPod set to Enya's, Book of Days The spa Monkey Wrench and I went to was really cool. Yes, there were facials, manicures and massages, but there was also hiking, biking, rappelling and rock climbing. Now, if you recall that ...

