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[Our URL has changed to www.pterodactylpuke.com. Isn't it amazing that name wasn't taken?]
Now you know what the above quote means.
This blog is quite humorous.
And it may eat up your brain sometimes :D
Blog Detail
Pterodactyl Puke
http://www.pterodactylpuke.com
Commentary on life, politics, pop culture, current events, and other things, delivered in a single shrieking projectile.
- Added on: Dec 28th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Angry Max
- Listed in: Humor Politics
- Tags: politics humor movies satire Current Events pop culture
Recent Posts
Movie Review: Wolverine
Losing weight, Coffee Enemas need not apply
Ok folks, that is it. I weigh 240 lbs. There, I said it. At a quick glance, I don't appear very fat. I am 6'4" (and a guy). 240 isn't that bad. But it is. I weighed 170 my senior year in high school. Just FYI - this isn't me, in case you were wonderi...
Ptero Thoughts (or real pirates aren't like Johnny Depp!)
1) Pirates! Really...pirates! What the hell is going on with this world? Not only is the financial world collapsing back to the 1800's (that is your Angry Max economy fix for the day), we now can't sail around Africa without Somali pirates attacking...
On the Master Cleanse
We here at Pterodactyl Puke would like to reverse an inexcusable trend in the ever-shifting attitudes of humanity with respect to what is generally called ‘body image’ in the popular lexicon. If you understand this trend and vehemently disagree ...
Movie Reviews: Blue Penis, Pothead and a Recessive Horse Gene.
There seems to be some bitching among the natives about my lack of blogging recently...or, well, ever. Although there has never been a Pterodactyl Puke business plan saying that I am the movie review guy, I really don't have any actual writing skills...
Advice for Hard Times
We expect that our readers represent various social and economic classes, and we have therefore endeavored to provide information and advice to all of these as befits their situation in these uncertain times. For example, if you are of the blue-bloo...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.40 out of a possible 5 based on 5 comments.
Phuck Politics
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Pwn Greenland and honestly, I don't give a shit.
This site is amazing. If I hadn't have found this site and it's incredibly funny jokes and insightful view on life, I would still be depressed about how stupid the human race is.
Lucky for me I have something to look forward to every day.
Thanks Pterodactyl Puke.
Pwn Greenland
It's alright, funny in places I suppose. Most people have heard so many variants of the Jack Schitt joke that it has inadvertently become unfunny. No kudos for that great slice of originality.
Having said that, the banner is great, the site is easy to navigate and at first glance, it just looks cool. Not my sort of content but then, it takes a lot to sway my opinion.
3/5
Angry Max
Is it wrong to rate my own blog? Not only that, I gave it a 5 out of 5. I'm rating my own blog AND lying about how good it is.
Anyway, pretend I'm someone else, like an interested reader.
I'm gonna go with one of the stock lines I thought up a week ago... uh... what I mean is, I'm going to post an honest review here -- some thought just conceived while contemplating the virtues of said blog.
Here it is:
Pterodactyl Puke is creating a sensation all over the globe, and for good reason. It is indeed sensational and indeed global. The owner of this blog has sought out and clearly mastered the various and abstruse technologies of the vast Internet, and has exploited many hitherto unknowable methods of communication to spread wisdom and good sense into the atmosphere. He is truly visionary. So click onto Pterodactyl Puke and discover that you have never before that moment lived.
I thought your blog was clever, funny, and well written. I can always use a bit of good snark!
Posted: February 26th, 2009 | More Reviews From BlondeMav | Report This Comment