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Amusement Parks of the Damned 2.0
Only in Hiroshima, kids. Only in Hiroshima. Where Are The Dogs Humping.com...
Amusement Parks of the Damned
Well, it IS in Coney Island....
The Earth Moved for MissRFTC
So, today on Twitter: Okay, now someone please explain to me why, in the absence of specific Twitted information to that effect, everyone in the world, from Gawker to Valleywag to (briefly) the HuffPo...
Donkey Punch?
They say it’s traditional. So it must be all right, right? Right? from dissfunktional This thing, it’s up there in the Octopus Sex Man Gets Off realm, only apparently it involves tens or ...
Operation Global Media Domination: the Search Term Situation
Longtime raincoaster readers will fondly recall the old search term roundups of yore. That was before nekkid Britney Spears and Hairy Potter blew all other search terms off the list. Alas, these days ...
New Ingrid Betancourt video!
This newly-released Ingrid Betancourt footage is truly remarkable. In her own words, she explains what it was like to be a prisoner of FARC for all those years, chained in one place, able to make frie...
The Greatest Porn Intro In The History Of Recorded History
Bar none. Presenting Brandon Irons, porn star extraordinaire, mixing it up with an Eastern European beauty and a huge, menacing, Canadian garter snake. SFW, I might mention. via Defamer Someone find...
Quiz: What’s your penis name?
Well, we’ve had some bombastic requests from members of the machosphere to lighten up on the “what lip gloss texture are you?” quizzes and up the “are you just a manly man or d...
Cthulhu Porn!
For some things, my friends, there are no words. The soulless perversions, both polymorphous and (shockingly) amorphous, of the cosmic aberration which is Cthulhu know bondage neither in space nor in ...
rough striptease action!
This is, without question, the roughest striptease action you’ll see all day, and that’s even IF you have those Carmen Electra workout videos. From that cavalcade of Schadenfreude, the Fa...
Beaver Shots: Bad Beaver! Bad, Bad Canadian Beaver!
Beaver shots have been neglected around here of late (we even skipped the drunk Russian beaver rampage of January, shocking to say!) but we are about to rectify that, ladies and gentlemen. We are abou...
The South Atlantic Oceanic Bulldog Discovered!
It’s only Tuesday and it’s already proving to be perhaps the most historic week in bulldog history since Karsh took that classic portrait. Only a few days ago this blog broke news of the r...
Public Service Announcement o’ the Day: Check Your Testicles!
I just checked all the ones in my freezer and they’re fine. In fact, sauteed with a little vermouth they are wonderful!...
the hottest pet trend in the entirety of recorded human history
And, ladies and gentlemen, we do not use those words lightly. No indeed. This incredible creature is destined for the historic pantheon of pets, the greatest companions humankind has ever known, up th...
Blame Australia
Okay, WTF? And I do not say WTF? lightly. I only break out the WTF? for truly WTF?-worthy occasions. Such as this one. WTF? I blame Australia. Weren’t the Aussies the ones who got Jediism recogn...
Big Black Balls
Do you like big, bouncing, black balls, all glistening wet and tumbling all over one another? Thousands and thousands of big, bouncing, black balls? Well, have we got some hawt pix for you! Yes, 400,...
Zombie Alert in Langley!!!
Zombies in Plain English Did you know that zombies come from British Columbia? It’s true. It’s a fact. It’s a well-known fact that the common-or-garden zombie is an unsophisticated c...
Whatever Works!
Well, it’s practical. This has to be the cheapest method of governmental family planning assistance of which I’ve ever seen. Truly, this is brilliant....
Potholders for Pulchritude!
In keeping with today’s tatas theme, here are the hottest potholders around! I bet you can’t wait to get your hands on these babies! It looks like that oven is cold! These particular knit...
Slimeballs!
cross-posted from TeenyManolo, with a bit of editing Everything old is goo again! (I had to; it was there) Yes, GenX’s favorite toy (besides Pong, that is) is celebrating its thirtieth birthday this...
Do You Doubt I Am Rich?
Is this the greatest infomercial teaser of all time? Yes; yes, it may well be. His name is takeittothebank and his game is putting the “ass” in “class.” Have you ever wondere...
nonplussed by nonopus
Many and varied are the twisty and strange paths down which Cthulhu’s tentacles wind, to fondle our dreams and turn them to starkest guilt-inducing nightmare. Behold the nine-limbed offspring of...
a thousand words…all of them four-letter
So, what are YOU wearing to Jenna’s shotgun wedding this Saturday? For some reason, this picture just reminded me of that… from Fark...
What a Louse!
A tragic tale of a true louse. Or not, as you shall see. I was tempted, almost to the point of madness, to steal Bug Girl’s title; let’s face it, when you’re looking for eye-catching...
how to make a Dirty Martini REALLY dirty
Another from Married to the Sea. : : : : : : : : : : :...
How to Get Banned from Disneyland
Pretty simple, when you think about it. Look again: that isn’t really Disneyland, but those are really breasts. : : : : : : : : : : :...
Spousal Squid
Some things are just too heartbreaking for comment: the works of Samuel Beckett; loldedz; the Abandoned Couch Blog; the singleton dilemma the marital prospects of a human-identified female Archyteuthi...
Daniel Radcliffe’s Peter Joins Penis Protection Program
For several months now, all the world, or at least, all the world that can afford New York theatre tickets, has been eagerly looking forward to the Broadway debut of Harry Potter’s wand. We at t...
Not. Funny.
Well maybe kinda....
Relativity and Seafood: An Update
If Einstein taught us anything, my friends, it’s that perspective is reality. Now, we’ve looked at the issue of perspective and seafood before on the ol’ raincoaster blog. Lately the...