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Ramblings of a Pheasant Plucker
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A place to share my favourite jokes, quotes and sayings and somewhere to ramble on about the meaning of life, the universe and everything else.
Recent Posts
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top...
The Power of Alcohol
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. Aft...
THE BEST EVER XMAS CAKE RECIPE
Ingredients:* 2 cups flour* 1 stick butter* 1 cup of water* 1 tsp baking soda* 1 cup of sugar* 1 tsp salt* 1 cup of brown sugar* Lemon juice* 4 large eggs* Nuts* 2 bottle wine* 2 cups of dried fruitSample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl,...
A Scottish Advent Calendar
A Merry Christmas from Rudolph
And a very Merry Christmas from ME!!...
THE BEST PUT DOWN LINE EVER
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!' General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. It is a portion of an ABC ra...
