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Me, a 30-something wanna-be geek who loves to ramble about life, rednecks and stupid people. I love to discuss anything technology related, from the latest gadgets, to blogging and how to get the most out of your blog, not only for yourself, but your
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A Smile To Your Face-Baby Porcupine With The Hiccups.
Someone-and I’m sorry I forget the username, Tweeted this on Twitter. The video is too cute not to share- a baby porcupine, eating a banana, with the hiccups. The small things in this world can add a smile to your face....
Happy Mother’s Day- I Thank God For Giving Me The Mom I Have-Even If She Is Nuts.
And yes, my Mother and I joke all the time- in fact, we’re the only two who laugh at some of the things we come up with, like my impression of a restaurant owner that would probably get me banned by everyone, even though it isn’t what it ...
Cats Have All The Answers.
I like LOLCats and I Can Has Cheezburger, but lately, I’ve come to realize- cats do have the answers to all of life’s problems. I’m considering pitching a show idea to Animal Planet, called, “The Kitteh Is In.” I’l...
Kitteh: The Smallest of Things Make Me Giggle.
I can’t help it, but for some, most likely psychological reason, which probably requires medication, this picture cracks me up....
Big Brother Is Watching Us Via The Television.
According to my local, late shift, convenience store employee, the government may be watching us via the new digital television requirements. The conversation started innocent enough- she was telling me about a drug bust in the parking lot earlier in...
Maxine and Easter.
Before I post my annual Maxine Easter ‘toon, I would like to confess. My mother, being, well my mother, bought a chocolate/peanut butter egg for me yesterday. Yes, the Easter Bunny still visits me, even at the age of 36. Sue me. This isn’...
If I Kissed A Girl-She’d Be Kyra Sedgwick.
Where the hell have I been since 2005? No, really. Apparently lala land, because, until 2 weeks ago, I wasn’t aware of The Closer, starring Kyra Sedgwick and other people, on TNT. It’s been on the air for 4 years. And me, the person who k...
The Mullet Guide.
Through my wanderings at Walmart at 3am, any day of the week, I have witnessed plenty. Inbreds, mullets, rednecks, and honestly, I thought this was all the world had to offer-that is, until I found the guide to the perfect mullet. Duct tape this to t...
West Virginia Delegate Wants To Ban Barbie, Promote Ultimate Fighting and My Beef With Jay Leno.
It’s no wonder West Virginia was recently named the “Least Happiest State To Live,” by some research company who has nothing better to do- just like one of our great, please note sarcasm, lawmakers, Delegate Jeff Eldridge, who happe...
My Superstition: Red Bic Lighters-The Root Of All Evil.
I’m thoroughly convinced the red Bic lighter my mom found in my car a few days ago, has been the source of, dare I say, the absence of luck in my life, for who knows how long. I never purchase red lighters. Especially red, Bic lighters, because...
Why Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Make Me Giggle.
The spammers are going to love this post due to the subject matter. But, the way I see it, I have never discussed erectile dysfunction before and yet every day, I receive at least 4-8 comments with the keywords. Remember- I’ll delete your comme...
Redneck Related Quote Of The Day, Thanks To My Cousin.
I swear, this is an actual quote, said by my cousin about two hours ago while I was on the phone with her. I even told her, “I’m posting what you just said to my blog.” I kept my promise. “It’s Sunday afternoon and I hav...
It’s Halloween and Time For Maxine!
No, I haven’t posted a Maxine cartoon in a long time and in the spirit of Halloween, here is today’s ‘toon. I love this woman. I just turned the porch light off and pretended I wasn’t home. Maxine is the Copyright of John Wag...
And The #1 Reason Companies Don’t Want To Invest in West Virginia Is…
Or, the #1 reason why West Virginia cannot find reputable companies who don’t have morons drafting job postings, is due to the description I found while browsing HotJobs.com. Take a look at the listing, copied as it was posted: ADMINISTRATIVE ...
The Condiment “Issue.”
Most would not consider what I am about to write an issue, however, I discovered I may need some type of psychoanalyst intervention. I do not like having any type of condiment, be it ketchup, mustard, mayo, even butter, to touch my fingers. If I so h...
Waking Up Is Hard To Do- In Other Words, Don’t Hurt Yourself.
You know what kind of day you’re going to have when you awaken as I did this morning: Think the alarm, which is on the cell phone, is actually the cell ringing, so you answer it by saying “Hello”- more than once before you realize ...
How To Cope With Being An Only Child And Not Go Crazy.
We all know, as parents age, the role reversals begin. My mother used to yell at me if I said the word fart. The word was a huge no, no in our house. So, you can imagine my surprise, (and horrid mental image), when my now 63 year old mommy said ̶...
Seduction By Vanilla Extract.
When I read the title I typed, I snorted, yes I snort when I laugh, not all the time, only when I crack myself up, because it sounded like a “How To” guide by a former Nevada brothel lady, (the term lady being used loosely), named Vanilla...
That’s Right- My Mamma Mia Review Is Number 1 On Google.
But first, I must explain how my review of Mamma Mia popped, (pun intended, keep reading), into the grand ol’ position of numeral un, (that’s French for one). See the quote at the bottom of the post? The quote that made me snort in laught...
