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Me, a 30-something wanna-be geek who loves to ramble about life, rednecks and stupid people. I love to discuss anything technology related, from the latest gadgets, to blogging and how to get the most out of your blog, not only for yourself, but your
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A Good-Bye To Over 4 Years Of My Life.
Who knew, way back in December of 2004, the impact this little blog would have on my life. Although I had been keeping an online journal, (LiveJournal), since 2002, I never fully revealed myself. From the meaning behind the domain name, afrogtokiss, ...
A New Direction For This Blog.
I know I have not been updating this blog as much as I once did. Sometimes, life gets in the way and so does one’s direction. I have a new project in the works-in fact, I received my first comment this morning and only a handful of people know ...
How The “C” Word Changes One’s Perspective.
I had, (still have), a post half-written, discussing my disdain for the way I have been treated throughout my life by some family members. I was gearing up for the backlash, because I was planning on publishing the post today. That is, until I receiv...
I Want To Be An 80s Kid Again.
We all go through periods in our lives when we think back to being a kid and wish we could go back, if only for a day. Our only responsibilities revolved around homework and washing dishes after dinner. No bills to pay, no job to go to, or even worry...
Happy Birthday To My Mother: 64 Years Of Life.
Ma meré is celebrating her birthday today- 64 years young, 36 of which she has spent wondering what she got herself into when she pushed me through her loins. The strongest woman I know, from a difficult childhood, to losing the love of her life ...
Maxine and Easter.
Before I post my annual Maxine Easter ‘toon, I would like to confess. My mother, being, well my mother, bought a chocolate/peanut butter egg for me yesterday. Yes, the Easter Bunny still visits me, even at the age of 36. Sue me. This isn’...
If I Kissed A Girl-She’d Be Kyra Sedgwick.
Where the hell have I been since 2005? No, really. Apparently lala land, because, until 2 weeks ago, I wasn’t aware of The Closer, starring Kyra Sedgwick and other people, on TNT. It’s been on the air for 4 years. And me, the person who k...
Skype: The Answer To The Six Degrees To Diane Sawyer.
Ok-to anyone reading my blog this morning, including the spammer who decided it was appropriate to inform me he was horny, my next idea to receive a pep-talk call from Diane Sawyer- Skype. Why did I not think of this before? Six people- that’s ...
It’s On Again: The Six,(Or 600), Degrees Of Separation Between Myself And Diane Sawyer.
Oh, no, I don’t give up that easily. Ok, I’ve given up on the knight in shining armor, galloping through my front yard, coming to rescue me from the evil queen because he’s so madly in love with me, (I will, however, settle for a ma...
Raise Your Hand If Your Pinky Toe Has Ever Been Stuck In A Floor Air-Vent.
As I was walking from the hall to the living room, minding my own business, holding a basket of towels, wash cloths and dish towels, because, yes, I do housework, the pinky toe on my right foot decided it wanted to visit one of the grooves in the air...
When Will I Ever Need To Know The Answer To x+y=?
It’s no secret: I abhor math. When I was little, age 3, or so, in order to get to sleep at night I would force my poor mother to, “do math,” with me, addition, subtraction and yes, even a little multiplication. Until my Sophomore ye...
My Superstition: Red Bic Lighters-The Root Of All Evil.
I’m thoroughly convinced the red Bic lighter my mom found in my car a few days ago, has been the source of, dare I say, the absence of luck in my life, for who knows how long. I never purchase red lighters. Especially red, Bic lighters, because...
Slowly Sliding Down The Hill Of Life-Go Beth, It’s Your Birthday.
At 3:05am, February 3, 1973, my mother pushed 7lbs 12 1/2 ounces of baby through her loins. Yes, the baby was me, smushy and all. Also, note the red hair-the pink bow was cropped for some reason when I scanned the picture, I’d say the nurses ad...
John Denver And The Muppets-Alfie The Christmas Tree.
Laugh if you must, but I loved the Muppet’s special with John Denver when I was little. To this day, I own the vinyl album and the CD. I can remember, sitting at the huge, wooden stereo my grandmother gave us and singing the songs over and over...
West Virginia Words And Phrases-A Translation.
After writing the post Appalachian Dialects: I Speak More Better Than You, I’ve become a wee bit obsessed with researching phrases and words I have heard in the past, or, hear and say on a daily basis. Finding the sources for some of the words/...
Perfectionism Is Not A Requirement.
This is a post some of you may not understand, or even care to read. But, after an extremely rough year, some issues brought on by my own mistakes and turmoil presented by those of whom I have no control over, I need to vent. My blog, my choice- I ca...
Appalachian Dialects: I Speak More Better Than You.
See the breathtaking picture on the left? I have a view of the Appalachian Mountains every day. The topic I am going to discuss is a first for me on this blog. Yes, I make fun of rednecks and “inbreds,” but- I know the stereotyped image o...
The Condiment “Issue.”
Most would not consider what I am about to write an issue, however, I discovered I may need some type of psychoanalyst intervention. I do not like having any type of condiment, be it ketchup, mustard, mayo, even butter, to touch my fingers. If I so h...
Waking Up Is Hard To Do- In Other Words, Don’t Hurt Yourself.
You know what kind of day you’re going to have when you awaken as I did this morning: Think the alarm, which is on the cell phone, is actually the cell ringing, so you answer it by saying “Hello”- more than once before you realize ...
How To Cope With Being An Only Child And Not Go Crazy.
We all know, as parents age, the role reversals begin. My mother used to yell at me if I said the word fart. The word was a huge no, no in our house. So, you can imagine my surprise, (and horrid mental image), when my now 63 year old mommy said ̶...
Seduction By Vanilla Extract.
When I read the title I typed, I snorted, yes I snort when I laugh, not all the time, only when I crack myself up, because it sounded like a “How To” guide by a former Nevada brothel lady, (the term lady being used loosely), named Vanilla...
So, Beth. You’re Almost 36, What Do You Plan To Do For The Rest Of Your Life?
I asked myself this question last night when I crawled into bed. Those of you who have remained readers of my little blog, know, that I, although intelligent, charming and fiercely strong-willed, have the worst luck when it comes to, well, life in ge...
A New Redneck Game: How Many Potholes Can One Hit To Get The Stereo Speakers Working.
As I was driving yesterday, I noticed a crackle in the stereo speakers in my car. This isn’t the first time- only the back speakers work(ed), several years ago, despite my attempts at pounding the dashboard, the front speakers finally died. So,...
One More Use For Panty-Liners.
Guys, meaning, those of the male persuasion, listen up-this post is for you too. Panty-liners aren’t just for those carefree days of feminine needs. No, you read that right-I have found another use for panty-liners. Ever been in a situation whe...
Yes, Men and Women Can Be Friends Without Having Sex.
I experienced the age-old myth today, you know the one, that men and women cannot be friends without some sort of sexual attraction, or secret sexcapades at some point in the friendship. I am here to say- men and women can be friends without thinking...
Shoot Me Like An Old Horse.
Just a quick update so people won’t think I’ve given up blogging- I haven’t-I know some are disappointed. I’ve been sick the last few days with, of all things, an abscessed tooth. I now have antibiotics and I’m inhaling ...
Selling My iPod Touch.
Yes, it’s come down to the point to where I have no choice. I have 2 weeks+ before I’ll get paid and I have an electric bill that is due next Monday-and I didn’t pay last month so, needless to say, it’s a big one. I’m se...
The Unexpected Sneeze And What To Do.
Yesterday evening, I was eating the thawed, re-heated veggie soup I had made a few days ago. The soup was made in my brand new 5 1/2 quart pot, for the record and it was delicious. At any rate, I have a tendency to add a lot of pepper to just about a...
How To Get A Prick Without A Man.
I knew the title would make some of you perk up-unfortunately I’ve yet to find a way to get a prick without a man, that is, unless you read the post I wrote about how I don’t save the dolphins. No, No, this post is about how I, the one wh...
How This Redneck Chick Feels About Valentine’s Day.
I will let my artistic abilities speak for me: chocolate, cupid, flowers, holidays, love, romance, valentines day---Related Articles at :Happy Valentine’s Day- From Me And Maxine.Song Lyrics.Why I Need An HP Digital Camera and Printer....
