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My new BFF is a Dead Man
It’s monday moroning (yes, I spelled that right) and I’m dead on the inside…again. I assume it’s more interesting to stick to one topic instead of just listing the laundry list...
The Bitch is Back!
Alright, its time for me to get back into gear. But before I do, here’s a little update on what has been going on in my life… First of all, I have officially earned the title “…...
a GREAT day
it was great to actually wake up and being inspired to go to work this morning. while singing show tunes, naked, before hopping into the shower, I popped my ipod into the laptop to update my itunes an...
Doctor Myles… Sex Talk
Dr. Matlock, I mean, I think you’re a doctor, I’ve started running into a small situation lately and I was told that you can help me by my girlfriend. She said she attended a conference w...
Sending Nudes… a Sponsorship
Okay, so you all know that I’m quitting smoking and I want to see how long this’ll go. I aim to attain my goal of never smoking again, but we all know that it’s hard to stay on the w...
Guys Together, Chicka Bow Wow
So I discovered a new blog today through the ever so helpful tag surfer function. I’d like to introduce you all to this well crafted and sadly pictureless blog called Guys Together written by ma...
Otto; or Up with Dead People
OMG’sh! I forgot to share my favorite experience from the Sundance Film Festival! I forced Brody and Marc to join me for the screening of what proved to be an amazingly tragic GAY ZOMBIE MOVIE a...
Taylor the Latte Boy…
…Bring me Java, Bring me Joy! So, to all who care, here’s an update on life, love, and utah: we’ll start with the biggest upset of my Bostonian pride; The Fucking Super Bowl let-dow...
One Man Guy
People will know, when they see this show, the kind of a guy I am. They’ll recognize just what I stand for and what I just can’t stand. They’ll perceive what I believe in, and what I...
Money, Privilege, Jealousy …Venting
Alright, here’s the skinny. I’m tired of people, specifically people in the corporate world, acting like I’m not worth their time. They look at me and they automatically peg-hole me ...
OMG’sh: All about Prophets!
Jeez people, calm the heck down!! Personally, I’m offended that you feel so offended by what I wrote in my last post. First of all, I think I CLEARLY stated my objective opinion and reverence fo...
Curbside Prophet-eering & Stamina
On January 27, 2008, at approximately 7 p.m. MST, Gordon B. Hinckley died due to “causes incident to age,” at the age of ninety-seven. He was surrounded by family in his Salt Lake City apa...
Biblical Analysis of Homosexuality
This is a discussion I’ve had with the writer of the blog, If gay is acceptable, why not polygamy?. Hi Myles; It took a moment to find it, but there are one or two references: Lev 18:22 Th...
Anti-Homosexual = Anti-American
It seems that, no matter where I turn, there’s a blog being written against homosexuality that uses religion and morality as the grounds against it. This specific post is not necessarily conduci...
True or False: Gay Myth Busting [Male Myths]
1.You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates. Truthfully, I think that this could be true for anyone with any common sense, not just gays. If you don’t know what kind of underwear...
Prose before Hoes, Jocks before Socks
This is a dumb article, but below is quite possibly the bitchiest/cockiest myspace survey I’ve ever filled out. Obviously, I’ve removed the stupid questions. And despite how mean and spoil...
Gag me with pink ribbon then go FUCK yourself.
Oh, I’m so angry. This angry little bitch at P.F. Chengs is totally getting on my nerves. He’s memorized my face and name and whenever I show up (I’m a regular customer) he makes sna...
Masturbation before Cancer
Now, with my brother FINALLY out of the house…. the Army messed up his paperwork and his exodus last week was post-poned due to premature military ejaculation; they fucked up his paperwork. So n...
ZOMG! WTFWJD!?!!
itsbrodeebitch [11:31]: you ther punk? volcom4myles [11:46]: yo itsbrodeebitch [11:46]: lovemuffin’s bday is cummin, you flyin out volcom4myles [11:46]: no, im flyin her out here b4 the snow goe...
One of the Guys; Just a little Gayer
I realized this morning with all that happened (read the article below to know what I’m talking about), it’s really great to be considered just another one of the guys. Despite my careless...
A Very Gonzo Morning
My [Scorpio] Horoscope today said: You have enough energy to clean things up at work and at home today. Whether you are dealing with your environment on the job or handling family issues, this could b...
Rot in Hell, God Hates You; Not Today Fred!
The Capital-Journal, May 19, 1993 By Mark W. Phelps (This is a letter Mark Phelps wrote to the citizens of Topeka and northeast Kansas. It is printed at his request. Mark is a son of Frederick Waldro...
Another reason Bush is a Deuche Bag…
In doing research for my last post (yes, I research shit), I was reading the Matthew Shepard hate crime wiki and found this paragraph disturbing. I haven’t researched further, but plan to, but w...
And I do Love my Seamen
Don’t ask, Don’t tell is a neusance, a miserable piece of legislation that is prejudiced, faulty, poorly justified, and highly discriminatory. It reads like a law that should have been abo...
OMG, Britney? What the hell!?!!
Britney? What is this? Your new ad campaign? I would approve if there were less wig and more men, preferably men who didn’t have makeup that made them look like Cleopatra in a thon-th-thon-thon-...
Sodom & Gomorrah: The Homosexual Sin
(sorry to write two posts of similar topics right after one another, but this one is a response to another blog’s post with an emphasis on Sodom and Gomorrah.) In response to: Another Thought on...
Theocracy vs. Democracy… Not again!
The excerpt below is from Mercy Seat Christian Church. My response. Get the fuck over yourself because Democracy isn’t dictated by Religion or the Laws of your God; otherwise, it’d be a Th...
“I’m a real boy!”
…who needs a real boyfriend! =P Here’s the daily breakdown: lunch was amazing, just read the last post. I left work early to come home hoping to help my brother pack and say goodbye before...
Holy Christ, I’m in panic mode!
First let me point out that I look totally hot today, black Guess jeans with a tolerable wash and butt-pocket flaps, black and cobalt striped sweater from Gap, and my white steve maddens, my hair is s...
Jaylah, Cunnilingus, and my ex-Wife
So of all the people I meant to call on New Years Eve, Jaylah aka Teri, was the only one I forgot to call. In fact, I’d intended to save her for last so that I’d have time to chat it up wi...