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• My new BFF is a Dead Man

  Posted on Monday May 12th, 2008 at 11:22 in boring, cemetery, dead, dead people, depression, drama, emo, gay, graveyard, homosexual, hot men, MEN

  It’s monday moroning (yes, I spelled that right) and I’m dead on the inside…again. I assume it’s more interesting to stick to one topic instead of just listing the laundry list...

• The Bitch is Back!

  Posted on Wednesday April 30th, 2008 at 12:57 in america, australia, boring, Boys, catholic, Computers, depression, drama, dublin, evil, gay, happiness

  Alright, its time for me to get back into gear. But before I do, here’s a little update on what has been going on in my life… First of all, I have officially earned the title “…...

• Come one, come all… I need your 2¢

  Posted on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 at 15:50 in abstract, caption, comedy, gay, glorious, hilarious, myles, sexual, stupid

  What should be the caption? You may ask, and the answer is YES i did work at disneyland....

• a GREAT day

  Posted on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 at 15:32 in 30 seconds to mars, 30stm, beautiful, blow job, Dating, gay, great, happy, homosexual, homosexuality, hot men, idena menzel

  it was great to actually wake up and being inspired to go to work this morning. while singing show tunes, naked, before hopping into the shower, I popped my ipod into the laptop to update my itunes an...

• Doctor Myles… Sex Talk

  Posted on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 at 14:10 in advice, anal sex, bisexual, blow job, contemplative, erection, exhibitionist, gay, gay porn, homosexual, homosexuality, humanitarian

  Dr. Matlock, I mean, I think you’re a doctor, I’ve started running into a small situation lately and I was told that you can help me by my girlfriend. She said she attended a conference w...

• Sending Nudes… a Sponsorship

  Posted on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 at 12:21 in blow job, cigarette, diet, explicit, gay, gay porn, homosexual, Hotmail, humanitarian, intercourse, los angeles, lung cancer

  Okay, so you all know that I’m quitting smoking and I want to see how long this’ll go. I aim to attain my goal of never smoking again, but we all know that it’s hard to stay on the w...

• The new me

  Posted on Monday February 11th, 2008 at 12:13 in cigarette, crystallight, diet, exercise, Fat, gatorade, golds gym, grocery, Healthy, Informative, lose weight, mountain dew

  What do ya think? Well, you can’t think anything until I’ve told ya what’s new! LOL. Last week was the week of transformation and although the changes aren’t big or that substa...

• Wuddafuxup!?!!

  Posted on Friday February 8th, 2008 at 14:56 in airport, boring, britney spears, colorado, Computers, crazy bitch, flying, freeway, friday, friend, gay, hooker

  Can you tell what kind of mood I’m in? Tiny Dancer is my best friend. Gotta love myspace. So I’m sitting here reading the most amazing source of humor on the internet, also known as heaven...

• Guys Together, Chicka Bow Wow

  Posted on Friday February 8th, 2008 at 12:19 in alta, beverly hills, bi, bisexual, bisexuality, blow job, Boys, brody, brother, byu, California, christian

  So I discovered a new blog today through the ever so helpful tag surfer function. I’d like to introduce you all to this well crafted and sadly pictureless blog called Guys Together written by ma...

• A fun Meme …A stupid illness!

  Posted on Thursday February 7th, 2008 at 18:18 in atomicpop, Big Boobs, boring, dominik, drama, gay, girls, Gossip, hell, high school, illness, information services

  I’d like to thank A for the mention. I feel loved. Here’s my scoop. Meme rules: Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more. (No cheating!) Find Page 123. Find the first 5 sentences. Po...

• Taylor the Latte Boy…

  Posted on Monday February 4th, 2008 at 10:51 in america, boston, brigham young university, broadway, byu, California, compliment, dallas cowboys, drama, elphaba, elphie, flirt

  …Bring me Java, Bring me Joy! So, to all who care, here’s an update on life, love, and utah: we’ll start with the biggest upset of my Bostonian pride; The Fucking Super Bowl let-dow...

• Jared Leto is cool, I guess; LOL!

  Posted on Friday February 1st, 2008 at 16:17 in 30 seconds to mars, 30stm, alexander, american psycho, apocolyptic rock, chapter 27, College, dream, echelon, emo, fight club, fraternity

  Okay, so here is the scoop on Jared Leto. I’m sure most people would recognize his name if you pay attention to celebrity social circles. I’m lucky to live in Los Angeles where celebritie...

• One Man Guy

  Posted on Wednesday January 30th, 2008 at 12:42 in alone, committment, depression, gay, homosexual, Lonely, Lyrics, monogamy, myles, one man guy, Romance, rufus wainwright

  People will know, when they see this show, the kind of a guy I am. They’ll recognize just what I stand for and what I just can’t stand. They’ll perceive what I believe in, and what I...

• Money, Privilege, Jealousy …Venting

  Posted on Wednesday January 30th, 2008 at 12:11 in america, bachelor, chapman university, Church, College, dana point, depression, edi, gay, homosexual, humanitarian, Informative

  Alright, here’s the skinny. I’m tired of people, specifically people in the corporate world, acting like I’m not worth their time. They look at me and they automatically peg-hole me ...

• Tabasco and Corporate Cards

  Posted on Wednesday January 30th, 2008 at 10:51 in africa, america, Asset Management, breakfast, Career, dapper, dublin, employment, europe, glaskow, identity management, information services

  Can anyone say “Job Security”? So, my job is international and super fun, if you’re an IT geek like myself. My main accounts are Southern California STLG (State and Local Gov’t...

• OMG’sh: All about Prophets!

  Posted on Monday January 28th, 2008 at 12:38 in bashing, brigham young university, brokeback mountain, byu, church of jesus christ of latter day saints, controversy, divinity, free masons, gay, God, gordon b hinckley, governor

  Jeez people, calm the heck down!! Personally, I’m offended that you feel so offended by what I wrote in my last post. First of all, I think I CLEARLY stated my objective opinion and reverence fo...

• Curbside Prophet-eering & Stamina

  Posted on Monday January 28th, 2008 at 10:30 in author, baptism, baptism for the dead, bashing, California, church of jesus christ of latter day saints, contemplative, cult, death, devil worship, free mason, gay

  On January 27, 2008, at approximately 7 p.m. MST, Gordon B. Hinckley died due to “causes incident to age,” at the age of ninety-seven. He was surrounded by family in his Salt Lake City apa...

• Go Patriots! Go Patriots! Go Patriots!

  Posted on Sunday January 20th, 2008 at 15:09 in afc, afc champions, afc chapmionship, america, american football, american football conference, brett favre, chargers, dream, eli manning, football, gb

  Okay, I’m finally able to get home and turn on the AFC Championships and 1st quarter didn’t look so well, SD 3-NE 0, ugh! This is NOT indicative of the outcome of the game. It’s arou...

• Anti-Homosexual = Anti-American

  Posted on Saturday January 19th, 2008 at 13:56 in abuse, adultery, america, anti-american, bashing, bias, Bible, Compassion, contemplative, controversy, democracy, depression

  It seems that, no matter where I turn, there’s a blog being written against homosexuality that uses religion and morality as the grounds against it. This specific post is not necessarily conduci...

• True or False: Gay Myth Busting [Male Myths]

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 16:15 in 1980, assumption, boring, boston, bree, cheese, coffee, condom, connoisseur, contemplative, contraceptive, controversy

  1.You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates. Truthfully, I think that this could be true for anyone with any common sense, not just gays. If you don’t know what kind of underwear...

• Prose before Hoes, Jocks before Socks

  Posted on Wednesday January 16th, 2008 at 13:42 in Bitch, bitchy, cocky, drama, emo, gay, harry potter, homosexual, Informative, jock, myles, myspace

  This is a dumb article, but below is quite possibly the bitchiest/cockiest myspace survey I’ve ever filled out. Obviously, I’ve removed the stupid questions. And despite how mean and spoil...

• Act 1 Scene 2: A Soliloquy of Mine Own

  Posted on Wednesday January 16th, 2008 at 12:31 in abstract, Acting, audition, drama, hamlet, monologue, murder, myles, nerd, Shakespeare, smart, soliloquy

  I as Hamlet: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix’d His canon ‘gainst self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, ...

• Gag me with pink ribbon then go FUCK yourself.

  Posted on Monday January 14th, 2008 at 12:28 in american third reich, anal sex, anus, Bitch, blow job, cock, controversy, disambiguation, drama, emo, fag, gay

  Oh, I’m so angry. This angry little bitch at P.F. Chengs is totally getting on my nerves. He’s memorized my face and name and whenever I show up (I’m a regular customer) he makes sna...

• Masturbation before Cancer

  Posted on Sunday January 13th, 2008 at 21:03 in Army, bachelor, boyfriend, contemplative, gay, homosexual, masturbation, MEN, myles, nerd, new years resolution, nicotine

  Now, with my brother FINALLY out of the house…. the Army messed up his paperwork and his exodus last week was post-poned due to premature military ejaculation; they fucked up his paperwork. So n...

• Don’t eat the Yellow Snow!

  Posted on Saturday January 12th, 2008 at 15:46 in apartment, bashing, boring, cat, cheap, construction, depression, fake, Informative, mormon, myles, pets

  Lets just say how much I hate my apartment complex right now. Not that anything has happened recently, but my dormant anger has surfaced again. My apartment complex advertizes their anti-pet sentiment...

• ZOMG! WTFWJD!?!!

  Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 13:31 in anal sex, blow job, flirt, Gaim, gay, homosexual, hot men, instant message, myles, myspace, naked men, nude men

  itsbrodeebitch [11:31]: you ther punk? volcom4myles [11:46]: yo itsbrodeebitch [11:46]: lovemuffin’s bday is cummin, you flyin out volcom4myles [11:46]: no, im flyin her out here b4 the snow goe...

• One of the Guys; Just a little Gayer

  Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 11:55 in conservative, contemplative, fag, gay, gay men, homosexual, homosexuality, Informative, MEN, myles, Psychology, queer

  I realized this morning with all that happened (read the article below to know what I’m talking about), it’s really great to be considered just another one of the guys. Despite my careless...

• A Very Gonzo Morning

  Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 11:24 in blow job, cock, dream, erection, exercise, gay, gay porn, Gym, homosexual, Hot, hot men, MEN

  My [Scorpio] Horoscope today said: You have enough energy to clean things up at work and at home today. Whether you are dealing with your environment on the job or handling family issues, this could b...

• “I’m a real boy!”

  Posted on Monday January 7th, 2008 at 21:51 in Army, babies, boyfriend, byu, cat, contemplative, drama, dream, gay, harry potter, homo, homosexual

  …who needs a real boyfriend! =P Here’s the daily breakdown: lunch was amazing, just read the last post. I left work early to come home hoping to help my brother pack and say goodbye before...

• Holy Christ, I’m in panic mode!

  Posted on Monday January 7th, 2008 at 12:29 in boring, clothing, controversy, drama, gay, Golf, homosexual, homosexuality, hot men, lunch, mormon, myles

  First let me point out that I look totally hot today, black Guess jeans with a tolerable wash and butt-pocket flaps, black and cobalt striped sweater from Gap, and my white steve maddens, my hair is s...