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Merry Christmas Please
My boss has invited me to take up the challenge of arranging our department Christmas party, when I say invited I mean ordered, I don’t get a choice – those of you that know me will realise this is about as clever as asking Myra Hindle...
Alles in Ordnung
The atmosphere in the office this week has been one of electric anticipation although unfortunately not because someone has connected up my esteemed leaders swivel chair to the mains and is running a book on how long it will be till his ears burst i...
Pax(wo)man presents……
A black armband has been donned today and my alarm clock is broadcasting sombre martial dirges as yet another great British institution crumbles to dust in front of my disbelieving eyes, I am sure you’ll agree it’s a dark day for mankind and ...
Its a Jungle out there…..
Say hello to my new management team, they couldn’t do a worse job than the present incumbents. Left to Right – Bernard Feathernose, 2 Dogs Copulating, Bonaparte Nostril and Trigger. To coin an old adage ‘It’s a jungle out there&...
Du Pain, Du Vin, Du Piano Wire
Its rare for the French to be leading the rest of the world when it comes to cutting edge business practices but they seem to have managed it this week and with the usual panache, flair and style you’d expect from the nation that gave us haute ...
Love thy Neighbours Goat
I have a new neighbour at work. This might not seem a big deal to those of you who work out in the big old wide world and can get to see daylight and stuff but to us battery farm types its big news and critical to our continued well being and happine...

