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Naughty jokes-Mad scratch
At the movie theater a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself.He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was frigging herself furiously.He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help.She agreed, and the man started...
Really funny jokes-Syllables
Little Johnny's teacher says "Class today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"Little Johnny raises his hand "Me Miss Finch!"Miss Finch turns towards the eager young lad "All right Little...
Adult jokes-Virgin test
A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he can tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.'The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do ...
Really funny jokes-SWAT team
The murderer was holed up in his house, and the SWAT team was trying to get him out.A cop got on the bullhorn and said, "Come on out, or I'm going to come in there and drag you out!"The murderer called back, "I'm warning you. If you don't wipe your ...
Clean jokes-A Mother\'s Dictionary
A - ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D - DA...
Christmas jokes-Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically ChallengedSchizophrenia ---Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder ---We Three Queens Disoriented AreAmnesia ---I Don't Know if I'll be Home for ChristmasNarcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels S...
Really funny jokes-Lost love
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce."Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny."Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."Now more confused, ...
Doctor jokes-Young gynecologist
An old woman was taken to a gynecologist for the very first time, and of course the gynecologist was a very young and handsome fellow. The doctor was very thorough in his examination, and of course the old woman was quite embarrassed throughout the ...
Really funny jokes-Irritation, aggravation and frustration
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random.When the phone is answered, he asks, "Can I speak to Bill, please?""No! There's no one called ...
Adult jokes-First trick
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.She said “well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine”.“Well, what did he want to do?” the...
Funny farm jokes-Texan farmer travels
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".Then they walk around the ran...
Really funny jokes-Small talk
Service in the restaurant was extremely slow. The husband was starting to flip out, so his wife tried to distract him with small talk."You know," she said, "our friend Rachael should be having her baby anytime now.""Really?" the husband snapped. "Sh...
Adult jokes-One at a time
Gwen was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend, so she went to a psychic for help.Honey, said the psychic, you will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will...
Funny stuff jokes-Governor\'s Office for Elderly Affairs
A woman who works for the state of California got a call from a man who paused when she told him the name of her agency.He then asked her to repeat it. "It's the Governor's Office for Elderly Affairs," she told him again.There was another pause. "Fo...
Really funny jokes-Summer Classes for Men
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTERREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby Friday, September 26th 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUMClass ...
Adult jokes-Wax museum
The wax museum just acquired a very good wax figure of ex prez Bill Clinton. They had it arranged to show him in an authoritative stance in front of several staff members set on a stage made up like the oval office.After the figure had been on displ...
Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel2. Solar powered flashlight3. Submarine screen door4. A book on how to read5. Inflatable dart board6. A dictionary index7. Ejector seat in a helicopter8. Powdered water9. Pedal-powered wheel chair10. Water-proof tea bag...
Adult jokes-Roughest, toughest
The biggest, toughest, red neck guy in town, decided he needed sex. So he went to the local brothel, kicked in the door, and yelled, "I want the roughest, toughest, hooker you have." The matron just pointed up the stairs.The man grabbed 2 warm bottl...
Clean jokes-Mink
Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me, darling?" he asked.Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink."Kurt thought for a moment and then replied, "Okay, it's a deal, on one condition."...
Comedy jokes-Barber
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?""No I haven't. What's the problem?""The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without p...
Really funny jokes-Heavy bread
The doctor told my husband, Al, to use his right arm as much as possible. Al had broken five ribs and his shoulder blade, and had chipped his elbow, all on his right side, in a sky diving accident.One afternoon I had just placed a sandwich, made wit...
Best funny jokes-Pirate in a bar
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. “How did you end up with the peg leg?” he asks.The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into ...
Adult jokes-Short skirt
Mary: I'm sorry I'm a bit late! My cab driver almost had a wreck getting me here!Jill: What happened?Mary: The driver in front of him started to go when the light turned green, but he slammed on the brakes to look at a gal on the sidewalk who was we...
Really funny jokes-The salesman from Alberta
A young farm boy from Alberta moved to Vancouver and went to a huge"everything under one roof"department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Alberta ."Well, the bo...
Clean jokes-More Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool
- You know that green tarp covering your swimming pool? It's NOT a pool cover.- The kids in the neighborhood ask if they can jump on your trampoline.- The water's pH is so high, in vitro fertilization is possible.- Kids still pee in your pool, but t...
Adult jokes-Polish chick
This beautiful young Polish chick walks into the health clinic and begins to talk to the nurse. "Excuse me, ma'am, is this where I can get a vassilation? ""I think you mean you need a vaccination, " said the nurse."Yeah, whatever. Just don't give it...
Really funny jokes-Black baby
Ole was pacing the expectant Father's waiting room, waiting for news on Lena and the baby. The doc came out and told Ole he had a son and all was well. In fact, he could see his son through the nursery window if he liked.Ole went to the window and a...
Adult jokes-Control
A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights.Boy to his friend "First day I took out her cloths waited for some time and we came back."Friend asks him "O...
Hilarious jokes-English Council complaints
Subject: Hilarious English-Council complaintsThe British too, can be hilariously-notorious when it comes to English language.Murdering English is not anyone's Monopoly.English Council Complaints From Around their Country,UKThese are genuine clips fr...
Funny farm jokes-Pig misunderstanding
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farme...
