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Recent. Ugliness. takes Hollywood's and the internet's most heinous visual crimes and puts them on full display, complete with my very on biting commentary about it all. It keeps me sane.
Also includes a few non-critical additions from me as well.
Recent Posts Tagged With 'cocaine is a hell of a drug'
Alert: Ni-coke Kidman.
Now I know that people are always looking for new ways to try drugs and make them activate more quickly and whatnot, but didn't Nicole know that rubbing it all over your face and into your corneas is not necessarily the safest method of cocaine consu...
BITCH SHOULDA CAME TO MY SCHOOL!!!
I knew it! I knew Emma Watson was a Mexican party girl at heart, guzzling her Coronas for the camera. Some people say she was simply posing with a beer, but a) that's stupid because she knows how much shit her coked-up publicist would give her for th...
Mindfuck: Craigslist Will Be the Death of You.
What he wrote:-Dark chocolate complexion-Tall, athletic stature-Bedroom eyes-Luscious, kissable lips-Unique, attractive style-Defined bone structure-Aspiring modelWhat you saw through your peephole:There's nothing quite like online dating.God Bless A...
And the Award for Most Likely to Die of Old Age Soon Goes To...
...Lindsay Lohan! Congrats, crackwhore. I swear, I don't know who does your make-up, where you get your crack, or where you tan, but GOODNESS SAKES! You look more mature than you ever have before! You beat Donatella Versace at her own game (have you ...
The Only Things You Really Need to See from the VMAs
THIS IS ACTUALLY STEVEN TYLER OF AEROSMITH. COMPLETE MINDFUCK.
*BARFS IN THROAT AND SUFFOCATES FROM IT*...
She Lost the Weight... But At What Price?
Here's a recent pic of Mischa Barton, making her 6 millionth appearance on this blog, simply because she can't hold herself together in public. She's been able to keep off the infamous beer chin (See post: Beer Chin), but at what price? She's crack f...
Few Creatures Turn Me On Like This Thing Does
Yum. I would love to run my tongue all over her freckly, porous, and bumpy chesticles. And please, bring that brachial gelatin closer to my face! I'm turned on just thinking about it.But on a more serious note, let's play a game called "How I Know Yo...
True Life: My Father is Famous But I Still Deal Meth for Fun
Cameron Douglas, son of legendary actor Michael Douglas, grandson of legendary actor Kirk Douglas, just got busted for attempting to deal meth. Why does this happen? Don't act like you are caught in the struggle. You don't need to make ends meet in a...
Fiend
Damn. This is when you know you need to quit smoking. Jack Nicholson is too much....
Burnt Crack: the Fragrance
Everyone needs to go out to Walgreens, the 99 cent store, or your local incense dealer on the corner to buy Amy Crackhouse's fragrance when it comes out. That's right, she is coming out with her own fragance. Now you will get to experience what crack...
Mindfuck: Lindsay Winehouse
Oh, I would pay whole fortunes to avoid having a picture of me that was this unflattering be published. But with cigarette prices these days, Lindsay had to make a choice. And now she is living with the consequences.Phew. This so unfortunate looking....
Alert: Flowers Gone Wrong
In these situations, I love to let the tags do the talking. Look below, please....
How Could You Let Go of This?
Actually, I assume she just ran when he finally let go of her. Crackheads have killer grips, you know? Amy Crackhouse and Pete Doherty have called it quits. Finally.The real question is, when is she going to end her love affair with Valium, Cocaine, ...
Whitney Houston Immortalized in Wax
90s Crack Queen Whitney Houston had her wax figure stand in for her album cover photo shoot. What happened to the ashy, dry lips? The lack of breasts? The overly bony shoulders? The fucked up weave--oh, wait, no that's still there.Anyone actually loo...
Down Syndrome Baby's New Whore's Mugshot!!!!
Remember Jon Gosselin's new whore who would suck dick for camera time?Well she really is desperate! She is willing to get arrested just to get a free headshot! She'll do anything for camera time, I'm not lying!She loves her marijuana. Two bags of it ...
Jake And Resse Trip in Public
Requiem for a Dream alert: Jake Gyllenhaal and Resse Witherspoon swallowed some cough medicine and were told by their couch to go driving under the influence. Happens every day in Hollywood land, but I bet their now-talking loveseat didn't inform the...
Supplying Us With Ample Arsenal
Courtney Love's melanin seeps onto the sidewalk as she stumples to a location that she isn't completely aware of. Let the tags do the talking....
Bigfoot Spotted
Oh, wait. Seems Amy Winehouse has broken free from the rehab clinic. It's gonna take about 4 men to fend off her crack rock-induced fit of strength. I hope they catch her before she reaches London and knocks down Big Ben. That would be sad.She does s...
Is This What College Is Like?
This is bringing back grand memories of senior parties. Get it, Grandma!This is buck wild. Unbelievable.Thanks to dlisted.com....
Honoring Another Greatest Hit:
Courtney LoveDrugs is getting her own special tag. Kudos to you! Now go put some clothes on....
Alert: What Could This Possibly Mean?
OK. This is some fucked up shit. I had a dream that I woke up sometime in the late afternoon while the sun was going down, and my family was getting set up for a party. When I asked what was going on, they replied "we are throwing you a 4th of July p...
Courtney Love is Forced to Eat
"Pale is the New Tan" innovator Courtney Love has been ordered by her doctor to start eating more. Apparently, pills and vodka don't make for a well-balanced diet. Shame, it's been working so well on me, Lindsay, and Mischa :(.How about we get a cour...
If Charlie Chaplin Were a Drunk Tranny...
... He would be Mischa Barton. Seen here completely shit-faced, Barton is probably drinking her woes away about having the OC got canceled. It was your fault, Mischa! And that was like a year ago, get over it! Actually, I would be in a drunken stupor...
Coked-Up Coochie
This is just scary. Kate Moss flashed her pooner to the paparazzi, presumably while looking for the coke tubule she dropped as she fumbled for the car door handle. No worries, Kate, it got sucked up into your meat curtains! I heard it works faster th...
Sweat is a Withdrawal Symptom
In an effort to bring down black people even more than the BET Awards did, Flavor Flav is showing his face in public... again. He doesn't have his crack hoochie on him, but he does have crackhead tendencies, as witnessed by that overly Sub-Saharan-ly...
Human Chalkboard
I'm sorry, Courtney, but you have to make a vampire-esque effort to avoid the sun to become this pale. I could teach math on a chalkboard using your fingers. The outfit isn't that bad, though, except for that cheap phone that you OD'd on like a Crack...
Medusa
We've got another case of the stares. Karen Mulder, a "famous" supermodel whom no one has ever heard of, is staring someone/something down. I don't know what it is but I am really afraid it is going to turn to stone. Is anyone else concerned that she...
Gary Busey is Losing Control Of His Face
Old men these days. Gary Busey is working the Hunchback of Notre Dame face pretty well. Something tells me that you can't achieve an expression like that without having had a stroke. Kudos to him!He once told someone that he was going to "rip your En...
Hick Trucker Trailer Whore
What the fuck is this shit? I swear to go I saw a bunch of these alien things walking down Fifth Avenue at the Gay Pride Parade today. Earth to Lindsay: showing the world how strung out you are won't make you any less of a druggie. If this is your cr...
