Recent Posts Tagged With 'corporal punishment gone wrong'

• Yay: Sammy Sosa Does NOT Have Vitiligo. He Just Wants To Be White. *Phew*

  Posted on Monday November 9th, 2009 at 15:03 in scary, demons, damages, beastly, change for the worst, recent ugliness, fake it when you dont belong, cougars and geezers, corporal punishment gone wrong, yaaaaaaaay

  Well, this is very relieving. Turns out that all the buzz about Sammy Sosa's lightened pigmentation is not such a big deal after all. His family and colleagues say that the lighter complexion is simply associated with bad lighting when the photo was ...

• Just When You Thought We As a Black Community Had Given Up on Blond Updos...

  Posted on Wednesday October 21st, 2009 at 18:50 in pale is the new tan, change for the worst, recent ugliness, fug fashions, cover the fuck up, bad examples of negros, hide the children, corporal punishment gone wrong, makeup is not your friend

  RiRi makes yet another triumphant return with her most ridiculous looking cut yet. Bitch, why is your hair 5 inches away from your head? It's not a fro... so why the fuck is it so damn high? I don't understand. I really don't.Honestly, this is really...

• Alert/MindFuck: Easily the Most Disgusting Thing I've Ever Seen

  Posted on Wednesday August 12th, 2009 at 19:03 in alert, damages, not cute, beastly, mindfuck, recent ugliness, corporal punishment gone wrong, douchy fucks

  The day your tricep is the same size as your bicep, you've worked out more than you ever should have. That is a good self defense mechanism, though. I wish I were able to clothesline people no matter what direction I'm facing....

• Best [Fall] I Ever Had

  Posted on Saturday August 1st, 2009 at 12:58 in damages, broke as fuck, corporal punishment gone wrong

  Damn, Drizzy Drake, the only place you are "So Far Gone" to is the hospital. He tore his ACL again after this fall. Get well soon....

• JUDO LAW CHOPS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PAPARAZZI! OH SHIT!!!!!

  Posted on Sunday July 26th, 2009 at 22:15 in Acting, scary, damages, not cute, beastly, recent ugliness, corporal punishment gone wrong

  I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to update the blog yesterday. I had a funeral to attend for the matriarch of the family. Not only was I wearing full formal attire, it was hot as fuck outside and the cemetery was 2 hours away with no shade. And I had ...

• Joe Jackson Gets Crapped On By Society-At-Large

  Posted on Tuesday July 21st, 2009 at 23:18 in disease, scary, damages, recent ugliness, cougars and geezers, bad examples of negros, corporal punishment gone wrong, douchy fucks

  I personally think Joe Jackass Jackson was a great father slavemaster Black Stalin manager. Without pushing his children down the stairs as often as he did, they may never have sustained such injuries success.But to have your raggedy-ass decrepit fac...

• OH HELL NO!

  Posted on Wednesday July 8th, 2009 at 22:05 in scary, recent ugliness, now you know that's too tight for you, corporal punishment gone wrong

  This is BUCK WILD! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! That is 30 pounds of glass hanging from her labias!...

• Wax and Plastic Take Over!

  Posted on Monday July 6th, 2009 at 13:18 in nip tuck, pale is the new tan, change for the worst, fake it when you dont belong, case of the stares, corporal punishment gone wrong

  Kathy Griffin wanted to break the news to Joan Rivers herself! Seen here speaking to either Joan Rivers or Joan Rivers's wax statue (both have surprised expressions on their faces at all times), that she will be hosting her Comedy Central Roast this ...

• Chris Brown Finds a New Punching Bag

  Posted on Monday July 6th, 2009 at 13:09 in summer, skank, not cute, recent ugliness, bad examples of negros, corporal punishment gone wrong

  And she's bald and big, so he won't feel like he's hitting a woman. Because he isn't. Sources say they saw Man-ber Rose and Chris Brown canoodling at Diddy's white party, where the best of the second-best flocked to Beverly Hills for precious camera ...

• Dumb Blonde Whore

  Posted on Thursday July 2nd, 2009 at 21:59 in damages, not cute, god bless america, corporal punishment gone wrong

  Hayden Panettierre is the dumbest girl in Hollywood today. Sure she is good looking, not a horrible actress, and gets a good deal of endorsements. But she is officially a fool for this stupid shit. She got a tattoo of Italian words that she and her b...

• In Your Face, Perez (Literally)

  Posted on Monday June 29th, 2009 at 21:27 in war, recent ugliness, corporal punishment gone wrong

  Yay! Polo, the manager for the Black Eyed Peas, can look at his knuckles, bruised and covered in Perez Hilton's face fat, and be proud of what he has done. Perez's eye is not healing so nicely after all, meaning he has to walk around and deal with th...