Recent Posts Tagged With 'MEN'

• Faggot

  Posted on Sunday November 16th, 2008 at 14:41 in MEN, gay, football, public, stupidity, faggot, sexual orientation, gayness, soapbox central

  So, upon my return to my home state in ye olde midwest after a 10 year stint in two of the largest cities in the world, you can imagine my surprise when I attend my first Browns game in many years and hear nothing but angry slurs being yelped by over...

• …and then I broke the ultimate rule.

  Posted on Sunday October 12th, 2008 at 09:08 in MEN, therapy

  For the few of you that read it, here’s your “part deux.” I met a man, and then I broke the ultimate rule.  I met a man, and then shit happened just as shit always happens to ruin things.  I’m pretty sure that I sabotaged it...

• Another Guy Bites the Dust (UPDATE!!)

  Posted on Monday October 6th, 2008 at 11:13 in relationships, MEN, therapy, awkward, heartbreak & heartache

  So if you’ve read the 1st article you know (after reading my comments) that I ended up finally talking to AD about getting my stuff back, but only after I threatened him.  And of course we made arrangements to get my items back and that ...

• The 5 Best Ways to Get Rid of him…FOREVER!

  Posted on Sunday September 21st, 2008 at 00:57 in MEN, Dating, pregnancy, Virginity, the i like to hear myself speak club, the backwards thinking brigade

  Hey ladies, have you ever ended up in bed with a guy that is so bad that you can't even stomach faking it? How about someone that is so bad that you can't stomach letting him off the hook easily by just never calling him back or answering his phone c...

• Men, you’ve been redeemed. Oops, nevermind.

  Posted on Saturday September 20th, 2008 at 06:06 in MEN, Dating, oral sex

  I mean, I'm not scantily clad. I wasn't scantily clad on the first date. Hell, I'm wearing sneakers and camouflage. I even opted to wear my glasses instead of contacts. I had no idea that changing my hair from straight to curly and ditching my co...

• Penis size is directly proportionate to my bullshit tolerance.

  Posted on Saturday August 23rd, 2008 at 21:20 in MEN, heartbreak, heartbreak & heartache

  Upon reflection, I noticed that I was able to end this relationship a lot faster than I'd ended other ones with people that didn't treat me the way they should, and I can only think that it had to do with penis size. The guy before him was...mmm mmm...

• $11.98 Head Games + tax

  Posted on Sunday August 17th, 2008 at 19:27 in MEN, therapy, vibrators, batteries, head games

  I had fun on Friday night in bed by myself with my porn, my bullet, my anal beeds, my G-spot stimulator, and working remotes to continually jump to the scenes I like the most. It was one of the best nights I'd had in a long time. I didn't even feel...

• Pro-Lifers are megalomaniacs by definition

  Posted on Tuesday August 12th, 2008 at 16:27 in MEN, abortion, pregnancy, issues, birth, uterus, the "everybody sucks" bumper sticker collection, soapbox central

  Don't get me wrong. I am by no means a misandrist (look it up). Hell, I can even admit that I have penis envy. (Man, I'd pork every moist wet hole I could find!) But I'm tired of men thrusting their priapic postures into a feminine concern. Sure...

• I am musician fly paper

  Posted on Wednesday July 16th, 2008 at 01:04 in MEN, therapy

  Some people would be okay with this, and believe me, I've tried to be okay with this (ahem, 4 times), but I just have to admit that I have a problem when the person I'm in love with won't fuck me because they're in a spiritually-focussed-musical-way....