Recent Posts Tagged With 'Random Musings'

• 25 Random Things About Me

  Posted on Wednesday February 4th, 2009 at 09:58 in random, Random Musings, mascara, antm, the wiz

  I was bored and on facebook and someone tagged me in a note to do this.  So I decided to post it on here to so you can get to know just a little bit about me. 1. I’m truly obsessed with ANTM (America’s Next Top Model). I can watch ...

• Respectfully Retired Hopefuls (or Hit List #1)

  Posted on Saturday January 10th, 2009 at 21:24 in Celebrities, bitches, Random Musings, murder

  What follows is a list of individuals that have successfully completed their service to humanity and therefore deserve to be respectfully retired. Someone should take it upon himself to humanely euthanize these people because all that is left is a f...

• Mexican Pussy, Russian Dick

  Posted on Friday January 2nd, 2009 at 13:25 in sex, pussy, Random Musings, dick, oral sex

  I woke up this morning and my upper lip smelled like pussy. My hand smelled like dick, but my nose isn't above my hand so I kept smelling pussy. I was running late for a hair appointment so I didn't shower and was sitting there the whole time curli...