Recent Posts Tagged With 'heartbreak'

• Why am I so fucking angry!? (part ii)

  Posted on Wednesday September 17th, 2008 at 06:33 in love, therapy, anger management, heartbreak, ike

  Yes, my fine feathered friends. It just keeps going and going and going and going… I’m angry because I just ran out of beer. I’m angry because I was almost drunk enough to not care about my anger. I’m angry because now IR...

• Penis size is directly proportionate to my bullshit tolerance.

  Posted on Saturday August 23rd, 2008 at 21:20 in MEN, heartbreak, heartbreak & heartache

  Upon reflection, I noticed that I was able to end this relationship a lot faster than I'd ended other ones with people that didn't treat me the way they should, and I can only think that it had to do with penis size. The guy before him was...mmm mmm...

• Why am I so fucking angry?!

  Posted on Monday July 14th, 2008 at 02:11 in therapy, anger management, heartbreak

  It started with the shrinks in the stupid looney bin. I didn't even know that I was angry until they asked me in a patronizing tone, "We just want to know why you're such an angry person?" Why am I such an angry person? Aren't I paying you $3000 a da...