Recent Posts Tagged With 'oral sex'

• Mexican Pussy, Russian Dick

  Posted on Friday January 2nd, 2009 at 13:25 in sex, pussy, Random Musings, dick, oral sex

  I woke up this morning and my upper lip smelled like pussy. My hand smelled like dick, but my nose isn't above my hand so I kept smelling pussy. I was running late for a hair appointment so I didn't shower and was sitting there the whole time curli...

• Men, you’ve been redeemed. Oops, nevermind.

  Posted on Saturday September 20th, 2008 at 06:06 in MEN, Dating, oral sex

  I mean, I'm not scantily clad. I wasn't scantily clad on the first date. Hell, I'm wearing sneakers and camouflage. I even opted to wear my glasses instead of contacts. I had no idea that changing my hair from straight to curly and ditching my co...