Recent Posts Tagged With 'religion'

• Attention Monster Families!!!

  Posted on Thursday January 8th, 2009 at 16:41 in religion, children, God, abortion, pregnancy, families, soapbox central

  I can barely afford my own goddamn bills as a single woman with no children and you decide to have 15 motherfuckin' kids and then ask for a handout? How about you abort the next child and buy me some groceries instead. Just some groceries, I'm not ...

• XXXmas Pervs

  Posted on Thursday December 25th, 2008 at 17:33 in religion, jesus, holidays, christmas, perverts, the "everybody sucks" bumper sticker collection

  A guy had just jacked off on my car. On Christmas. And somehow I'd done something wrong? Is this Jesus' way of getting back at me for disbelief? Am I a pervert magnet and if so, why just for one day a year? Is perversion my Christmas gift from th...

• Dead Bodies

  Posted on Thursday December 4th, 2008 at 14:24 in religion, therapy, death, funerals

  They are disturbing as hell. I sit and stare at them really expecting them to just flinch or twitch or something...not like they're sleeping...more like a horror movie. My friend was buried with a cuban cigar in one hand and a bottle of Louis XIIV ...

• Attention Christians!!!

  Posted on Tuesday October 7th, 2008 at 03:38 in religion, atheism, Catholicism, the de-evolution monitor

  I'm tired of "Christians" telling me that they've had abortions, support gay marriage, and masturbate themselves to sleep at night. If you're breaking all of those rules, are you really a friggin' Christian?...