Recent Posts Tagged With 'self amusement'

• Character Comparison: Carla vs. Beaker

  Posted on Thursday January 15th, 2009 at 10:13 in TV, characters, top chef, self amusement

     For those of you that watch Top Chef and just couldn't figure out where you've seen that Carla girl before, look no further. She is the black live action version of Beaker from the muppets....

• No Buffer Farts

  Posted on Thursday January 1st, 2009 at 17:29 in relationships, sex, embarrassment, self amusement

  Here I am, thinking that I'm so prim and proper around this guy, and as I'm falling asleep, I fart so loudly that I wake MYSELF up. The next day, I'm trying to whisper what had happened to a friend, and he overheard and said, "oh, you were worried a...

• Character Comparison: Non vs. Greg Oden

  Posted on Saturday November 29th, 2008 at 13:13 in characters, dopplegangers, self amusement

    Greg Olden, the Black version of Non from Superman II?...

• Adventures in Airport Hell

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 17:19 in travel, public, airports, self amusement

  Heinous bitches! How dare you come into my oasis in the desert of travel and tell me what the fuck to do with my lungs. I hope your plane gets delayed and you get stuck sitting in that fucking lounge with your CHILDREN no less. Why the fuck did yo...

• Rantlister: A home for my anger

  Posted on Tuesday October 14th, 2008 at 15:59 in anger management, self amusement, rantlister

  I’ve been accepted to Rantlister.com. While not always funny or clever, I am always angry, which is why I am so proud to say that I have been accepted by a group of seriously angry people. Though funnier than I, they accept me. Well almost. ...

• Hey shrinks! I got my fucking validation!

  Posted on Wednesday September 24th, 2008 at 10:48 in awards, self amusement

  Seeing as how this is a pretty friggin' big deal for me, I have to give an acceptance speech: Ahem. I'd like to thank all of the stupid people in the world for succesfully frustrating me to the point of perpertual anger. Without you, this would no...

• WARNING!: Detoxer Onboard! Hide your children!

  Posted on Wednesday September 3rd, 2008 at 01:30 in children, bitches, Cancer, therapy, detox, anger management, self amusement

  On the left: a picture of me normally. On the right: a picture of me detoxing.Now add a kid to this situation and.......

• Boogers: And just what’s so wrong with eating them?

  Posted on Monday September 1st, 2008 at 07:46 in defect, personality, issues, boogers, self amusement, the de-evolution monitor

  I will admit that I've eaten a booger or two in my lifetime. Yes, I'm actually confessing to having eaten boogers...and I'm not talking about my childhood. You know...you pick your nose or sneeze when no one is watching, and then your realize that so...

• Smartass

  Posted on Saturday August 30th, 2008 at 23:42 in defect, personality, quizzes, self amusement

  Heh...I'm a Smartass, as if you didn't already know. ...

• What’s wrong with religion?!

  Posted on Sunday August 24th, 2008 at 21:46 in kosher, judaism, anger management, self amusement, soapbox central, the backwards thinking brigade

  Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents - Watch more free videos...

• Miss Rap Supreme

  Posted on Tuesday August 5th, 2008 at 14:42 in bitches, rap, haters, self amusement

  (I wrote this a while back and I just felt like posting it for you all to enjoy) I was watching Miss Rap Supreme tonight and I was inspired to write a rhyme. At the elimination challenge they had the topic, the word Bitch. I am not an mc or a rapp...

• Campaign to steal temporary hope!

  Posted on Monday July 28th, 2008 at 00:01 in hypocrisy, bumper stickers, self amusement, the "everybody sucks" bumper sticker collection

  Instead of committing to an opinion or taking a firm stance on an issue, the invention of these ribbons allows everyone to be as wish-washy, two-faced, and hypocritical as their hearts desire. I mean, hey, when it's no longer en vogue to care about b...

• Interro my Bang, baby!

  Posted on Sunday July 6th, 2008 at 16:23 in self amusement, the i like to hear myself speak club

  I'm bringin' it back, and everyone should follow my lead....