Recent Posts Tagged With 'sex'

• Mexican Pussy, Russian Dick

  Posted on Friday January 2nd, 2009 at 13:25 in sex, pussy, Random Musings, dick, oral sex

  I woke up this morning and my upper lip smelled like pussy. My hand smelled like dick, but my nose isn't above my hand so I kept smelling pussy. I was running late for a hair appointment so I didn't shower and was sitting there the whole time curli...

• No Buffer Farts

  Posted on Thursday January 1st, 2009 at 17:29 in relationships, sex, embarrassment, self amusement

  Here I am, thinking that I'm so prim and proper around this guy, and as I'm falling asleep, I fart so loudly that I wake MYSELF up. The next day, I'm trying to whisper what had happened to a friend, and he overheard and said, "oh, you were worried a...