Recent Posts Tagged With 'soapbox central'

• White People, Get Over It

  Posted on Friday February 6th, 2009 at 10:28 in politics, election, racism, soapbox central

  Here's an editorial that makes me proud to call myself part white....

• Attention Monster Families!!!

  Posted on Thursday January 8th, 2009 at 16:41 in religion, children, God, abortion, pregnancy, families, soapbox central

  I can barely afford my own goddamn bills as a single woman with no children and you decide to have 15 motherfuckin' kids and then ask for a handout? How about you abort the next child and buy me some groceries instead. Just some groceries, I'm not ...

• Faggot

  Posted on Sunday November 16th, 2008 at 14:41 in MEN, gay, football, public, stupidity, faggot, sexual orientation, gayness, soapbox central

  So, upon my return to my home state in ye olde midwest after a 10 year stint in two of the largest cities in the world, you can imagine my surprise when I attend my first Browns game in many years and hear nothing but angry slurs being yelped by over...

• The Black & White Elephant in the Room

  Posted on Friday November 7th, 2008 at 05:42 in politics, obama, election, democracy, racism, soapbox central

  Let's admit it. Mulatto is in. I AM IN. Halle Berry wasn't the first Black actress to win the Oscar...she's the first MULATTO. (Ummmm...HELLOOOOO!!! Did you see her White mom so proudly cheering her on from the audience...and where was her fucke...

• I apologize for Modern.

  Posted on Monday October 13th, 2008 at 14:56 in art, Fat, Dance, soapbox central

  What a travesty. The atomic bomb was arguably necessary, but Martha Graham was not. I'd like to invent a time machine to go back and abort her while she was still a fetus, but alas, I hang my head in shame for the sake of my country. We allowed he...

• For every abortion you don’t have, I’m going to have three!!!

  Posted on Wednesday September 17th, 2008 at 21:59 in abortion, uterus, palin, soapbox central, the backwards thinking brigade

  It's much like Maddox's "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three" movement against vegetarians. Only this time, for every statement you make against choice, we should sponsor an abortion thereby negating her viewpoint and rendering it...

• Frack Entrecard & Frack American Values!!!

  Posted on Tuesday August 26th, 2008 at 20:36 in free speech, nudity, adult content, entrecard, soapbox central, the backwards thinking brigade

  Family friendly?! GAH! I thought that little boys had penises too. My bad! I thought that anatomy was something that we all possess. My mistake! Fuck your American values! This is bullshit! I'm so tired of Americans being offended by the human...

• What’s wrong with religion?!

  Posted on Sunday August 24th, 2008 at 21:46 in kosher, judaism, anger management, self amusement, soapbox central, the backwards thinking brigade

  Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents - Watch more free videos...

• Pro-Lifers are megalomaniacs by definition

  Posted on Tuesday August 12th, 2008 at 16:27 in MEN, abortion, pregnancy, issues, birth, uterus, the "everybody sucks" bumper sticker collection, soapbox central

  Don't get me wrong. I am by no means a misandrist (look it up). Hell, I can even admit that I have penis envy. (Man, I'd pork every moist wet hole I could find!) But I'm tired of men thrusting their priapic postures into a feminine concern. Sure...

• Hey VegHeads & PETA Nuts, you’re stupid.

  Posted on Tuesday July 8th, 2008 at 00:18 in soapbox central

  Quick question for you: If your building becomes engulfed in flames and you only have time to save your elderly neighbor or your cat, which one do you back for?...