Recent Posts Tagged With 'the de-evolution monitor'

• Santa Claus: Sustaining Pedophiles Since 1969!

  Posted on Monday December 22nd, 2008 at 16:24 in holidays, pedophilia, christmas, molestation, santa claus, the de-evolution monitor

  Yes, little Billy! Go sit on Santa's lap. Tell him what you want. Tell him that you've been a good boy. Beg him to give you things. Promise him that you'll always be a good boy. Promise me, Billy. Promise me, and I'll give you what you want. Now give...

• Attention Christians!!!

  Posted on Tuesday October 7th, 2008 at 03:38 in religion, atheism, Catholicism, the de-evolution monitor

  I'm tired of "Christians" telling me that they've had abortions, support gay marriage, and masturbate themselves to sleep at night. If you're breaking all of those rules, are you really a friggin' Christian?...

• Boogers: And just what’s so wrong with eating them?

  Posted on Monday September 1st, 2008 at 07:46 in defect, personality, issues, boogers, self amusement, the de-evolution monitor

  I will admit that I've eaten a booger or two in my lifetime. Yes, I'm actually confessing to having eaten boogers...and I'm not talking about my childhood. You know...you pick your nose or sneeze when no one is watching, and then your realize that so...