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  • BABY MAMA DRAMA and LYING ASS MEN….U BASTARDS!!!

    Posted on Monday December 29th, 2008 at 14:07 in Bitch, therapy, Bullshit, liars, baby mama drama, heartbreak & heartache

    And then to add insult to injury the nigga tries to lie again, by sending me a text and I quote: "Would u stop sendin me dat i dont have any kids". ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS!!!!...

  • Sobriety makes me a nicer person. Fuck!

    Posted on Wednesday December 24th, 2008 at 15:39 in therapy, sobriety, anger management

    I'm sure that people have noticed the lack of posts lately. Part of the reason was because of the recent burials I had to attend, but the main reason is something much more ridiculous. I've been spending most of my time sober. Yup. Sober....

  • Dead Bodies

    Posted on Thursday December 4th, 2008 at 14:24 in religion, therapy, death, funerals

    They are disturbing as hell. I sit and stare at them really expecting them to just flinch or twitch or something...not like they're sleeping...more like a horror movie. My friend was buried with a cuban cigar in one hand and a bottle of Louis XIIV ...

  • The Pinky?!

    Posted on Tuesday October 21st, 2008 at 16:51 in bitches, therapy, anger management, haters

    My head started to spin with bewildered anger as I tried to decipher what the fuck she meant by the gesture as well as what the fuck my response should be. Is she an AKA? 'Cause I'm not, bitch! I was in a co-ed frat and I'm NOT in fucking college ...

  • …and then I broke the ultimate rule.

    Posted on Sunday October 12th, 2008 at 09:08 in MEN, therapy

    For the few of you that read it, here’s your “part deux.” I met a man, and then I broke the ultimate rule.  I met a man, and then shit happened just as shit always happens to ruin things.  I’m pretty sure that I sabotaged it...

  • I met a man.

    Posted on Friday October 10th, 2008 at 08:02 in relationships, therapy

    As much as I’d like to blog about some angsty reaction to meeting a boy, or some guy, or this loser…alas, I fail. Honestly… I met a man.  Not a boy.  Not a guy.  Not a loser.  I’ve met someone so manly that for the first t...

  • Another Guy Bites the Dust (UPDATE!!)

    Posted on Monday October 6th, 2008 at 11:13 in relationships, MEN, therapy, awkward, heartbreak & heartache

    So if you’ve read the 1st article you know (after reading my comments) that I ended up finally talking to AD about getting my stuff back, but only after I threatened him.  And of course we made arrangements to get my items back and that ...

  • Why am I so fucking angry!? (part ii)

    Posted on Wednesday September 17th, 2008 at 06:33 in love, therapy, anger management, heartbreak, ike

    Yes, my fine feathered friends. It just keeps going and going and going and going… I’m angry because I just ran out of beer. I’m angry because I was almost drunk enough to not care about my anger. I’m angry because now IR...

  • Another guy bites the dust…

    Posted on Wednesday September 10th, 2008 at 18:02 in therapy, heartbreak & heartache

    To some people I’m what you would call “a playa” or a guy/chick magnet (or just “Magnet” as my one girl calls me),  but to me I just see myself as a woman who likes to keep her options open.  I can’t help that I...

  • WARNING!: Detoxer Onboard! Hide your children!

    Posted on Wednesday September 3rd, 2008 at 01:30 in children, bitches, Cancer, therapy, detox, anger management, self amusement

    On the left: a picture of me normally. On the right: a picture of me detoxing.Now add a kid to this situation and.......

  • $11.98 Head Games + tax

    Posted on Sunday August 17th, 2008 at 19:27 in MEN, therapy, vibrators, batteries, head games

    I had fun on Friday night in bed by myself with my porn, my bullet, my anal beeds, my G-spot stimulator, and working remotes to continually jump to the scenes I like the most. It was one of the best nights I'd had in a long time. I didn't even feel...

  • Hater Bitches

    Posted on Saturday August 2nd, 2008 at 19:50 in bitches, therapy, anger management, phat, haters

    Hi HaterDefinition of a Hater Bitch n. or Hater Bitches pl. n. - A person or persons (mostly females) who hates on another individual because they are either jealous of them, intimidated by them, attractive, intelligent or just over all don't like t...

  • I am musician fly paper

    Posted on Wednesday July 16th, 2008 at 01:04 in MEN, therapy

    Some people would be okay with this, and believe me, I've tried to be okay with this (ahem, 4 times), but I just have to admit that I have a problem when the person I'm in love with won't fuck me because they're in a spiritually-focussed-musical-way....

  • Why am I so fucking angry?!

    Posted on Monday July 14th, 2008 at 02:11 in therapy, anger management, heartbreak

    It started with the shrinks in the stupid looney bin. I didn't even know that I was angry until they asked me in a patronizing tone, "We just want to know why you're such an angry person?" Why am I such an angry person? Aren't I paying you $3000 a da...