Recent Posts Tagged With 'travel'

• Locked out in OKC

  Posted on Saturday November 15th, 2008 at 16:35 in travel, vacation, stupidity

  While standing on my friend's back stoop, I remembered that she'd always propped the door open with one of the doggie beds. So I thought, "oh shit, I hope it doesn't lock automatically." I peered through the storm door to check that it hadn't close...

• Adventures in Airport Hell

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 17:19 in travel, public, airports, self amusement

  Heinous bitches! How dare you come into my oasis in the desert of travel and tell me what the fuck to do with my lungs. I hope your plane gets delayed and you get stuck sitting in that fucking lounge with your CHILDREN no less. Why the fuck did yo...