HDFEST supercomputers are hard at work decrypting Robot #B7-00.24's transcripts on television, movie and pop-culture. Vast Volumes pending.
He does enjoy long walks upon the great vastness of human rubble and occasionally leaking oil upon their remains. Suffers from a mild form of robot turrets and on rare instances has been known to call other robots bee-otch.
Little else is known about Robot #B7-00.24.
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This blog is currently rated a 4.88 out of a possible 5 based on 16 comments.
The Uneasy Supplicant..."social networking appears to be a illusionary replacement for the social interaction that humans once experienced when living in smaller communities."
As usual, great stuff. keep it up!
E MurphyFun, entertaining & thought provoking...
John FreemanI'm honoured to not only have been befriended by a robot, but a robot from the future! Quick, what are the lottery numbers for Saturday in the UK
MattieuLol, that was almighty lame but it cracked me up. Well in, good idea. You have my vote!
Mattieu,
Women, Wine and Shoe Shine.
Saba K. WashingtonThis is GREAT! I guess this is what a Transformers blog by Optimus Prime or other would look and sound like...Nice Concept!
WiktoriaAmazing blog!
You are excellent writer.
And interesting design...
F.A.N.T.A.S.T.I.C.!!!
Mark DykemanLooking forward to more observations and stories about the world yet to happen. Who else would report on the horrible future fate of Ms. Speares?
PMDear #B7-00.24
What is the "designer dog" real? What is their fate? Having been designed by humans (by designers? by chefs? by frankenstines? by flipping a coin?)
Hmm, my power-pack is dimming.
I'll be back!
Bob JohnsonI am giving this blog a 10, so when the ROBOTS take over they will remember me as giving one of their own a good blog rating and won't do experiments on my brain, or any other body part.
Billy WarholHilarious Writing + Musings*
Bang On!!
;))
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Monica HamburgThanks for adding me as a friend! It is most exciting to have a ally in the robot world should I choose to convert.
Your blog is very clever and amusing!
AmbrozoYep
James H Grady, JrWhat a novel idea for writing reviews! Robot has definitly come up with a new idea.
Jerry E. BeuterbaughOh my, this here robot is missing a few circuits on it's mother-board; but since I found it's ramblings to be highly entertaining: I suppose my own circuitry leaves much to be desired.
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