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Robots Fight Dirty
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Sleeping At Work
I wrote another article for Cracked.com about a subject that I hold dear to my heart. Sleeping at WorkIf you like it then tell you friends. Or stop snitching and keep it to yourself. Then again, do whatever you want! It's not like you're gonna ...
I Don\'t Know Anything About Philip Seymour Hoffman
All the information I wrote on Philip Seymour Hoffman came from what I found on Wikipedia. Honest. So the facts are as reliable as your 4-year-old neighbor's cardboard rocket ship and frying pan space helmet. I've only seen a couple of Hoffman's movi...
PORNO VISION
Who: The smartest scientist in the world.What: World Science ConferenceWhen: Right nowWhere: An airship outfitted with a laboratory and 700 seat theater hall hovering 5 miles above the earth.Why: To share and brag about brilliant scientific ideas and...
The Black Cat Incident
The Black Cat Incident from Zeph on Vimeo.If I was small enough to get zippered into a bowling bag and dumped ina lake or fit into a microwave or flung through a moving car window, Iwould definitely consider keeping my attitude in check. However, thi...
Tattooed Midget Cop
I press my finger to her lip and say, "Don't worry, baby," flashing her a smile. " I got this."She lights up, squirming in her seat and begins telling me something. I stare at her blankly, thinking that maybe I should of paid more attention in ...
The Ramblin' God
"In this plane of existence, only you may see me." he said.Me: Come on, man. I don't need this right now."Porquoi? Dost thou have no faith? Dost thou not see the benefit of witnessing a god?"Me: You're fucking ridiculous, man."Now, gaze upon me now, ...
